THEY/THEM. Collette. Absolute nightmare. Training actor. Recovering. The person who dared to talk about the elephant in the room, bottom-blorbo collector, little meow meow pirate and ineffably screaming. Here for Gentlebeard and ineffable husbands mostly. Huge love for animals, huge frustration with politics. Non-binary, gay, vegan, autistic, feminist, BLM, ACAB, left-wing, communist. Also a fan of the Dragon Age series, gay Sherlock Holmes, Robron and other assorted gay shit. Usually NSFW. Bottom!lock, bottom!Edward, bottom!Dorian, bottom!Crowley and bottom!Robert only - smol bottom rights.
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Aaron you fool you should've known this would only encourage him
Robert Sugden's MO is fucking his in-laws
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Genuinely excited that Robert is (presumably) finally going to seek therapy in the end, he needs it so bad for so many things
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I know every inch of him. Creepy. What he enjoys, thinks, feels, who he likes, who he dislikes…
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Today's episode was SO good.
Robert looked beautiful.
His impressions are back!
Paddy talking about Robert being back and not being awful about him.
Aaron saying one thing in front of John and his face telling a very different story - he's so happy Robert's here.
Bobert lives 2k25!!!
Robert in showing work ethic for once, shocker.
Him admitting before he went to prison he didn't think excons were worth anything, so accurate to who he's always been on the show.
Caleb showing compassion for Robert because he can relate to the killing a rapist thing.
Mary getting told about Robert, clearly not having a clue what John's talking about and noping out of there (I'm sure she'll ask Kim later).
The Vic and Robert scenes were lovely and it was so good to see him with Harry! And being called Uncle Robert.
The last scene with the nightmare was fantastic, it was cute seeing Robert sleep but then obviously things took a turn and it was all acted really well. I think it was a shame that Vic sent Robert away after hitting her because it was so clearly an accident but I get it, in that moment she'd have been scared.
Welcome back to the village, RJS!!!
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HAVE FUN, BOYS | 20 JUL 2015 / 19 JUN 2025
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"What are you doing here? I just got out of prison. Thought I'd spend some time with my family. Well, not here, you're not. Get out."
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my brain is so full of thoughts about robert forever feeling inadequate in his own family and how he might run his mouth and act cocky with john but that it really just has to eat away at him in the same way andy used to. like what do you mean this man you barely know at all is welcome. what do you mean i should move away from the place i was born, where my mother died, where i found a way to accept myself, where i made a family, where i finally felt like i belonged. what do you mean i still dont fit in but this stranger slipped right in and you all embrace him. that you all love him more just like everyone always loved andy more. what do you mean Victoria is on the side of a man she's known for a year and not the brother shes known all her life. i know that shit eats away at him. cuz it fuckin eats away at me to think about.
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Robert :( my poor son
#him hitting vic is his absolute worst nightmare come to life and it was because of ptsd :(#he loves her and wants to protect her so much i feel awful for him#his nightmares GOD#let this boy get therapy finally in his life he needs it so much#not just for prison#poor boy :(#robert sugden#emmerdale
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I'm halfway through the ep, Aaron is enjoying this SO much he's so shameless
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Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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You know how everyone in the village hated Robert and loved Andy
Now he has like 20x more trauma and everyone in the village hates him and loves John
His whole life, everyone has defaulted to hating him and loving his brother, including his own family
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Does anyone else get punched in the gut when they remember how much Robert loved Jack?
Because their relationship was awful, but every time something happened, he kinda turned into a little kid that just wanted his dad.
Jack being shot and him risking being shot himself to keep pressure on the wound and begging him to stay.
Jack disowning him and watching Robert’s heart break. Begging him for another chance.
I mean he even came back to the village when Jack died ffs. Jack told him never to come back but he couldn’t do that because he loved his dad.
He hated Andy for killing Sarah but more than anything he hated that Jack loved him more. They constantly fought, but I feel like it’s clear that deep down Robert just wanted his dad to properly love him back.
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sorry to those who don’t understand that putting your ex husband back in prison, because the only way you can stop yourself from falling back into bed with him are literal prison bars between you, is peak romance
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