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Your teeth are warm.

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@evilwizard, @evil-bread-offical can he do that????

my only Headcanon is that the Hatman is Bisexual

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SICK

Shroom what’s the best mushrooms to use for coming out to your parents??????

Fly agaric if it goes wrong i guess

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my only Headcanon is that the Hatman is Bisexual

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@theshitpostcalligrapher you done this one yet?

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

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@satan-offical what did you do to this?

what are you hiding from??

satan 👀

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The only valid response

Tór h₃rḗǵs h₁ést. Só (h₂)népotlos h₁ést. Só h₃rḗǵs suHnúm

welh₁t.

Só tósyo gʷerHtérm̥ preḱt;

"SuHnús moy ǵénh₁tim!"

Só gʷerHtor tóm h₃réǵm̥ wekʷt:

"H₁yaǵswé deywóm H₁wérunom"

Só h₃rḗǵs deywóm H₁wérunom upó-swé-sor nu deywóm

h₁yaǵtont:

"ḱlewdʰi moy, ph₂tér H₁wérune!"

Deywós H₁wérunos ḱm̥teh₂ dyḗws gʷeh₂t.

"Kʷíd welh₁si?"

"Welh₁mi suHnúm."

"Tód h₁éstu", wekʷt lewkós deywós H₁wérunos.

H₃réǵs pótnih₂ suHnúm h₁é-ǵenh₁ti.

The Varuna fucked the king

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I’m interested in bisexual specific mushrooms

Shroom what’s the best mushrooms to use for coming out to your parents??????

Fly agaric if it goes wrong i guess

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I've got to get back into hitting people until they fall over

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me if i lived in castle times: i like my women like i like my ale.....stout! gyahahaha!

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In light of some of the many things happening across the world this year, I thought this Pride Month needed a special illustration.

Happy Pride Month, may we all stay safe, look after each other, and keep painting our rainbows, no matter what. 🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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@satan-offical Hey remember all those fun times from when we were in hell?

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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

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Incredible things happening on tumblr

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