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ROMANTIC KILLER VOLUME 1

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the fact most people don’t realize cochlear implants have to be surgically implanted by removing part of your bone and putting it back and they are genuinely convinced it’s just a device you put in your ear is. baffling. alarming. kind of horrifying. I wish more people took pride in being educated about particularly risky things before thoughtlessly suggesting them to others

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WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

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I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

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KIRIKOU ET LES BÊTES SAUVAGES // KIRIKOU AND THE WILD BEASTS (2005) dir. MICHEL OCELOT, BENEDICTE GALUP

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from the elden ring wiki

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my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents

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#Repost @mattxiv

may the universe reward their bravery

first image by @soulwork6

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Pride and Prejudice often gets described as ‘enemies to lovers’ when it’s actually the far funnier genre:

‘one party convinced they’re enemies, while the other has spent several months flirting with them’ to lovers

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Mutant Fortress (Players Premier, 1989)

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whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

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If we do not survive… please remember us not just as numbers, nor as a passing news story about a family in Gaza. This is terrifying and unjust. We are not a number added to the list of war casualties; we are a real family, with faces, names, tears, children, intertwined hugs, and unfulfilled dreams. This is not just a news story, this is our life, our suffering, and our hearts that we try to protect from death every day. 💔

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i was in online spaces before the term "troll" gained widespread use, so each space i was in had their own word to refer to "annoying person who's here to wreak havoc." but the only one i remember was the one from furcadia in the early 2000s. and that word? was "twink."

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midnight club 3: dub edition remix

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No but seriously. Normalize finding love in your 40's. Normalize discovering and chasing new dreams in your 30's. Normalize finding yourself and your purpose in your 50's. Life doesn't end at 25. Let's stop acting like it does.

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