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I'm not a weeper, I'm a sobber. I sob. I don't weep like I've just received a letter stating that my husband died in battle. No. I sob as if I've lost something dear to me that was never truly mine to begin with. I sob.

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🎶 everybody do the wenis 🎶 the wenis is a dance 🎶 everybody is a genius 🎶 who knows it in advance 🎶

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i love when a man is fresh of getting his ass beat. it’s like a pregnancy glow

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My buddy told me I'd get super powers like yours if I swam in the Hudson river but I just got a rash :/

what do you want me to do about it

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my goodbye portrait to dagger now that he’s left the game and is starting a lil village made of a brand new kalashtar lineage! he destroyed a hanbalani alta with pure righteous fury and it ruled

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Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

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ELDEN RING (2022)

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the vibe i bring to the function

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the witch crowned with stars

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'Irredeemable media' is such a funny concept to me because it's never used for stuff like Birth of a Nation or A Serbian Film. It's always The Owl House or My Hero Academia because these people only watch things for children and can't stand any conflict more complex than Super Mario Brothers.

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Elden ring Tarnished

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I wish I was a Lordran girl. I would eat Dung Pies and Purple Moss Clumps. I would let the Gargoyles fly me to Anor Londo every day and Walk into the Abyss every night. I would run through the lava of Lost Izalith and sink in the swamp of Blighttown. I would spend my weekends throwing prism stones in Crystal Cave and even visit the coast of Ash Lake.

I wish I was a Lordran girl :(

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- Fractured Moon.