Author of the web-serial "Nobody Can Help You"Occasional music producer.All round nerd.Adult. He/Him/His
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in one way, governments regulating pornography is worse than the drug war because at least in the case of the drug war people can agree on what cocaine even is. There is no consensus on what pornography is. It would be like if the government decided to regulate "junk food" and then defined junk food as "food which appeals to the glutton's hunger".
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real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself
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Imagine collecting 100 nicely smooth and evenly sized rocks, picking up paint that sticks to them, writing "unblock me you insolent shrimp" on all of them, and dropping them into random mailboxes in a town you're only visiting and will never return to.
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Online friendship is seeing that your buddy sent you a discord message saying "free horse corpse" at 4:43 am, and needing to process what the fuck that means before putting together that they were replying to something you sent them at 7:30 pm yesterday.
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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
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I have so many games to play that I keep forgetting to draw OPPS
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This heat's got me looking in the mirror post-workout thinking that the sunburn gives me extra muscle definition.
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"We share a single brain cell and most of the time it's ping-ponging between us like an old school Windows screensaver" - My girlfriend.
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You're a psionic who has just been forcefully enrolled in a magic academy because someone saw you using telekinesis. Now you need to pass all the magic classes in order to be considered proficient enough at magic you won't accidentally kill civilians.
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i bought my friend who plays heihachi a figurine i saw at gamestop and he bought a display cabinet for it

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i bought my friend who plays heihachi a figurine i saw at gamestop and he bought a display cabinet for it

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