else-creates
else-creates
Else_Creates
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Author of the web-serial "Nobody Can Help You"Occasional music producer.All round nerd.Adult. He/Him/His
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else-creates · 1 minute ago
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in one way, governments regulating pornography is worse than the drug war because at least in the case of the drug war people can agree on what cocaine even is. There is no consensus on what pornography is. It would be like if the government decided to regulate "junk food" and then defined junk food as "food which appeals to the glutton's hunger".
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else-creates · 17 minutes ago
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Little Red & The Big Bad Wolf
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else-creates · 32 minutes ago
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real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself
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else-creates · 38 minutes ago
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Imagine collecting 100 nicely smooth and evenly sized rocks, picking up paint that sticks to them, writing "unblock me you insolent shrimp" on all of them, and dropping them into random mailboxes in a town you're only visiting and will never return to.
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else-creates · 39 minutes ago
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Online friendship is seeing that your buddy sent you a discord message saying "free horse corpse" at 4:43 am, and needing to process what the fuck that means before putting together that they were replying to something you sent them at 7:30 pm yesterday.
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else-creates · 11 hours ago
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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
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else-creates · 11 hours ago
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I have so many games to play that I keep forgetting to draw  OPPS
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else-creates · 11 hours ago
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else-creates · 12 hours ago
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Links seem to be posting like links again
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else-creates · 15 hours ago
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This heat's got me looking in the mirror post-workout thinking that the sunburn gives me extra muscle definition.
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else-creates · 15 hours ago
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"We share a single brain cell and most of the time it's ping-ponging between us like an old school Windows screensaver" - My girlfriend.
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else-creates · 15 hours ago
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redraw 2021 > 2025
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else-creates · 15 hours ago
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else-creates · 15 hours ago
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You're a psionic who has just been forcefully enrolled in a magic academy because someone saw you using telekinesis. Now you need to pass all the magic classes in order to be considered proficient enough at magic you won't accidentally kill civilians.
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else-creates · 16 hours ago
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Links seem to be posting like links again
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else-creates · 16 hours ago
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i bought my friend who plays heihachi a figurine i saw at gamestop and he bought a display cabinet for it
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else-creates · 16 hours ago
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i bought my friend who plays heihachi a figurine i saw at gamestop and he bought a display cabinet for it
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