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[elseisnthere]

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[elseisnthere]

Genuinely curious, what about umbrella academy caused you to become so hooked on the series? Im not super into the show, but it is super sweet seeing your love for it stay strong for as long as it has. :)

five did thanks for asking

ok but on a serious note i genuinely just love every single character, i think the plots are really interesting and well-written (mostly), i think it’s super well acted, i love love love the soundtrack because it’s just soooo so so good, and overall i just think it’s such a cool show. but i do have a bit of a hyperfixation specifically on five just because he’s so fascinating to me.

100% would not be this hyperfixated on tua if it weren’t for old man five and that’s all there is to it really

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my shaylasssssss

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clocked his ass for no reason at all

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at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

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🚨TUA RANT🚨

hey so ummm idk if anyone out there knows this but in case some ppl are confused, the realism that mise en scène works to construct in the process of filmmaking isn’t actually real and storytelling through visual media is a whole industrial complex and professional actors are literally just workers who, in order to do their job professionally, do not feel any certain type of way about what that job entails based on your weird personal morality metrics when acting in service of the story being told.

like are any of you at all cognizant of the fact that when you see an actor portraying a character on screen it’s literally their job to not exist as that actor or the person that they are in their personal lives but instead embody the character for which they auditioned, knowing full well what that might entail? in this case having not only read the source material but already being a huge fan of it, fully aware of the nuanced, grey nature of it all??

like forgive me but if they are actually good at their job (which in this case they absolutely are) an actor shouldn’t even cross your mind as a person that exists outside of the narrative when you are watching their performance.

and are you in any way aware of the fact that with the (now very rare) exception of clearly defined lines set out by legal teams and intimacy coordinators and agents and HR being inappropriately crossed without swift repercussions, if an actor actually felt uncomfortable doing something at their job it absolutely would not go down in this day and age? and that an extremely vanilla kiss scene is not worth any semblance of hysterical hand-wringing over?

do you even realize how ridiculous it sounds when you chimp out about the fact that steve blackman has openly ‘admitted’ (as if that’s not a totally normal fucking statement to make and in no way weird or shameful or gross) that he waited until aidan was an adult with agency to give his character (who is a fucking senior citizen btw) a romantic storyline with the only character it made complete narrative sense to give him one with? this is not a “gotcha” argument it’s literally just the standard respectful thing to do… and miss me with your pearl clutching about the character’s physical age lol he’s physically like 25 by the time anything happens between them in the greenhouse.

technically the age gap goes the other way here, and honestly everyone with more than two brain cells knew the potential for this kind of thing happening given the complicated dilemmas of the character’s age. it was always going to be morally grey no matter what, and frankly, that’s what makes it compelling.

and btw, just fyi— a head writer of a multi-season tv show taking on the responsibility of planning out narrative arcs for fictional characters in very specific contexts does not, in fact, constitute what some of ya’ll so hyperbolically refer to as “fantasizing” about a fully consenting paid actor potentially being assigned a tastefully portrayed romantic storyline with another fully consenting paid ADULT actor who happened to be a ‘physical minor’ 15 years younger than them at the time (many years prior) that both parties were hired for the job, which they individually pursued with enthusiasm to obtain.

i’m sorry but there is nothing being logically presented by anyone whining about this that adequately proves there is anything wrong with it other than a personally biased laundry list of wildly reaching assumptions with zero concrete evidence and a whole lot of baseless projections.

like…you people do understand that all of these actors are doing their jobs and it’s not that deep right?? kissing, especially to the mild extent that was depicted in tua s4e5, is just like any other task in an actor’s job description, and all they are worried about is doing it in a way that best represents the characters in the context of the story that they are being paid quite handsomely to portray, which they contractually agreed upon and willingly consented to do.

not to mention the fact that if you would just take several deep breaths and get your head out of the ass of your moral high-horse for five minutes, you would notice that these actors did an absolutely phenomenal job at selling every single minute aspect of this storyline despite the fact that the amount of work they put in was drastically cut down to literal shreds by the final edit.

but no, y’all judgemental creeps rly out here having the audacity to disrespect the blood, sweat, and tears of the labour they put into it…which they have gone on record saying they are extremely proud of btw:

claiming concern for the wellbeing of people you don’t even know through deluded, sanctimonious takedowns of their hard work that they are (rightfully) proud of is absolutely wild to me… it’s giving vipers dressed in empath’s clothing lmao be so fucking for real please.

there is zero real harm to anyone actually occurring here, so pls stop pretending like your paternalistic moral panic is protecting anything other than your idealistic fantasy of how everything you consume should cater to your specific preferences, remain unchanging and safely free from the discomforts of growth, and never challenge your naïve perception of reality or your disney-ass assumptions that all media should exist as a utopian escape from it.

children… i beg you to put the ipads down and run your needlessly worried fingers through some actual physical grass i am so fucking serious. please grow the fuck up—for your own mental peace but also out of respect for the peace of those around you.

and to all you cyberbullying weirdos out there—fivela enjoyers auto-block hysterical commenters like these not out of cowardice but out of having the maturity to know when to pick your battles, and the unfortunate knowledge that attempting to reason with a certain level of reactionary willful ignorance is a waste of ones precious time and energy.

i have (probably foolishly) made an exception in this instance, bc for better or for worse, i felt that there are simply too many extremely loud voices out here who could do with being told to pipe the fuck down for 5 seconds.

it costs literally $0.00 to mind your goddamn business, stay in your lane, and focus on you and what makes you happy. if you feel the need to define yourself based on what you hate more than what you love, then i would highly suggest having a long eye-opening convo with yourself about why that is. let people enjoy things that nobody is forcing you to enjoy along with them. filter functions exist for this very reason.

it is nobody’s fault but your own if your media illiterate asses completely misunderstood the assignment and utterly failed to read the room here. like i’m sorry you put your rose-tinted hopes and dreams into something that never pretended to be anything but what it was and not what your narcissistic projections wanted it to be. tough shit. step into the daylight and let it go babes.

i didn’t want to do this but i got fucking fed up and needed to clock the tea one time. i will never speak on this again here but i’m sorry it needed to be said.

i wish a very get well soon 💖 to you all and to all a girl, bye.

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*Pokes you to see what happens*

ACH! Dinna touch me ya crazy cretin. Do ya know who I am?

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Scrooge, do u think Launchpad is innocent??

Do you think he has two girlfriends?? Ya know... One from Asia and the other in the sea?

Uhhh, Launchpad is many things, to be honest with ya I dinna think he has enough braincells to not be innocent. And the lad can be with whomever he likes.I dinna care, as long as he doesnae crash me plane!

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He says he is gonna ground you

Well, Im older and not a ghastly gaudy ghoul!

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Im gonna tell Duckworth to put you on time out!

Ach! Ya think my most loyal servant es gonna put me in a time out? I think not!

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Calm yourself, Mr. McDuck and act like a gentleman.

Oi! I am a gentleman! I may not always be calm, but ya dinna need ta be when ya are tha richest duck.

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Why u want ur trophy???

BC ETS MY TROPHY AND ETS GOLD >:)

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Scrooge wtf

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Is Opal canon in your rp?

Of course! She's technically Scrooge's daughter, and I include most canons in my role play. I'm up for all of them!

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That's great! Also, for your enemies, in the Negaverse, their counterparts were the good ones, like that Glomgold is more like you, as in you, not Negaverse you, Mark Beaks is actually creative, Magica uses her magic to help small villages, etc!

GLOMGOLD!? LIKE ME!? UGH NO, I CANNAE EVEN! THATS DISGUSTING. THAT CONNIVING CREEP COULD NEVER BE LIKE ME!!!

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In your universe yes, but Negaverse you WAS responsible for his Spear of Selene, due to him not caring about his family's protests and caring more about gold than adventure.

I cannae believe et! That universe es horrible, and I will not let the same happen to mine!

[elseisnthere]

Ok, so Negaverse you is more like Mark Beaks or Glomgold, in that you are a very corrupt businessman. You DO have your family with you, but they are more like minions to you, Donald is the lucky one instead of Gladstone, Huey is a mean jock, Dewey is a coward, Louie is honest, Della actually hates doing missions, but you force her into doing them making Negaverse you directly responsible for the Spear of Selene, Beakley is more of a behind the scenes person, and Webby is very manipulative.

Im-I'm responsible for the spear of selene? This cannae be- I would never force anyone on adventures or treat my family as pawns!? The spear of selene was no one's fault!