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i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show

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when your tit is itchy

titchy

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Psychic: *reads my mind*

Me:

Psychic: what the fuck

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so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

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i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out

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*sees spoiler about character death*

ok but maybe that won’t happen when i watch it

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When you didn’t even study for the test but still got a good grade…

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How puppies help when you’re sick.

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hey, yeah, can we not with this “testing people” thing

because if you feel the need to “test” someone then that means you’re trying to make them prove things to you without their knowledge. you are trying to control them. you are manipulating them. there are a variety of reasons people may not contact you first, including but not limited to

they need alone time

they prefer to be approached

they’re too shy

they feel smothered

they’re tired

they’re busy

they’re directing their attention to other people (though not your expense because people can have multiple friends!!)

it doesn’t necessarily mean they don’t miss you

or don’t like you

you can’t read peoples’ minds

don’t put words in their mouths

it makes you look like an asshole

how about when you feel like your needs aren’t being met in a relationship, you fucking talk about it instead of being a jerk and doing this

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do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?