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whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday
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sometimes you just need to say what the actual fuck and move on
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yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested
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I can't tell if I'm going through olive oil way faster than I used to or if the days are just slipping away from me
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unfamiliar with "girl dinner". what i have is a peasant dinner, i cook a chicken fillet, eat it with hands and then follow it up with sour cream-cottage cheese-sugar bowl
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wish I had enough radiation to set off a geiger counter but come with no health repercussions
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