i think that killing a dragon should have catastrophic nuclear-fallout level environmental consequences tbh. their blood should scorch and wither the earth with fire and poison, the toxic fumes released as they decay should choke the land and all nearby living creatures, and the entire landscape where they fell should be transformed into a blighted wasteland where bleached leviathan bones loom upwards out of the ground as a warning that can be seen from miles away, the boundary markers of an exclusion zone.
accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities
Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension
I love that after everyone laughs at him and says there’s no way he’ll figure it out… Laios does figure everyone out. He figures out who is and isn’t the clone, because he cares, and he pays attention to who his friends are.
He knew Chilchuck’s fear and caution around mimics, so he knew the Chilchuck who so calmly sat on a box without checking it first wouldn’t be the real one.
He knew that Senshi cares about the environment and the dungeon, and would never be so dismissive about it as to throw “yeah I found a nest and took everything in it”. That just doesn’t fit the guy who told them not to take all the dryad fruit because that’s where dryads grow.
He knew Marcille gets stuck in her own head when she’s focused on something. She has A Problem at hand (the clone situation), and there’s no room for caution about other things. She isn’t thinking about the water spirit situation because that’s Past Problem, and she has Present Problem to focus on. She also doesn’t retain the kind of monster info Laios does.
Laios is blunt and wouldn’t notice a social clue until it slapped him in the face, and even then he’d apologise for accidentally running into it. But he does pay attention, and he does care. And yes, he put it in a way that relates to his monster interest, but that doesn’t mean he noticed them any less.
“miss piggy could do better than kermit” and you know what? she probably could! miss piggy is a catch. she’s a businesswoman, supermodel, actor, singer, she knows fucking karate. she’s extraordinarily by all counts. anyone would be happy to have her. but you know what. kermit makes her happy. kermit plays straight man to all of her hilarious endevours. kermit loves her. and she loves kermit. she doesn’t WANT better. she wants KERMIT.
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