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Now that tallulu and chay are back i miss ramon so damn much wait

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Phil: [Watching Tazercraft pole dance] Oh, Jesus Christ.

Pac: Woohoo! Wanna join us, Philza?

Phil: No, I'm good!

Pac: Are you sure? There's more space on top!

Phil: PFTT– Nah, I'm good. Wow, you're so in sync with each other, holy sht.

Cellbit: Yeah, what's going– OH DAMN, HOLY—

[Cellbit and Phil both shout in amazement at Tazercraft's skills]

Fit: Dear god.

Pac: Richas no! [Richarlyson smacks them] Richas- agh!

Phil: Well done guy– Oh, Richarlyson had enough.

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Phil: That's crazy– by the way, what's up with you FCKIN THREATENING Missa? Get those cat ears off.

Bad: What the fudge are you talking about? I would never do that! Threaten someone? That's crazy!

Phil: I literally have– I literally have a note from him that says... uh hold on, let me find it. Let me find it, where is it. Sht, I lost it.

Bad: Read the note? What does it say.

Phil: [Grumbling] I lost it.

Bad: You have a lot of penguins by the way, you should really do something about that.

Phil: [Grumbles] I don't know where I put the note. [Laughs]

Bad: [Trying not to laugh] Well, if the note doesn't exist... I guess it wasn't real!

Phil: Shut up! [Laughs] Alright, here it is, here it is. [To Tubbo] CAN YOU STOP?! Oh my god, Toby! Holy sht, alright.

Bad: He wants more, Tubbo!

Phil: Here here here, look. [Reading Missa's book] "Don't trust Badboyhalo, he killed some rabbits I worked with some raccoons and he killed those guys too. I'm so scared, please help, holy molly canoli. He threatened me. Take care of our beautiful eggs, I don't want to put you guys in danger." You threatened– you threatened Missa.

Bad: That's crazy, I didn't know Missa wrote fanfiction! That's crazy. What a crazy story!

Phil: [Phil punches him] I'm so done with your sht. [Laughs] I'm so done with—

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Season 1 // Season 2 // Season 3

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— House of the Dragon: We Light The Way (2022) — Bridgerton: Out of the Shadows (2024)

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.. so QSMP is dead right ?

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Okay guys let’s be real for a minute.

How many times did you do this exact same gesture, thinking you looked too « fat » comparing to the other girls ?

How many times did you look at yourself and thought « nobody sees me, why am I even here » ?

How many times did you feel like you were judged by all the others on a party and/or just wanted to disappear ?

For a lot of people it’s just another season of Bridgerton. For you and I, it’s a lot more than that.

season of the wallflower

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I know it may be the end of qsmp but I beg you, could we have one last stream with fit and pac ? I can’t bear to imagine Pac depressed and alone and Fit without his family on a deserted island. It’s like the worst scenario for their lore and it would be devastating.

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So nobody’s going to talk about the symbolic of pac’s roses being eclipsed by the dark ?

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GUYS I just saw something in qpac stream yesterday and now I’m loosing my mind

It seems like Pac and Fit aren't the only people Cucurucho's been spying on today...

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so did we all get played this year by someone who wanted us first

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Can I hear a fucking wahooooo??!??!?!!

Source

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That moment when one character realizes too late that they've been in a love story this whole time.

Oh. OH.

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Bonus:

You can say anything and I will not abandon you. Unwrap the worst things you have done. Watch me hold them up to the light and not even flinch -  Trista Mateer

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A tiny waist that belongs to he tian, and he tian only

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OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH 🏴‍☠️ Izzy + Frenchie

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The Nightmare Before Christmas (1994) dir. Henry Selick