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In my highschool we are putting these signs up. We put the first picture up and if someone rips it off, they get the one to the right beneath.

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im like a shitty anime dating sim…if i talk to six people i gotta immediately go to bed…if i go grocery shopping its half my hp

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Fuck u @future me because ur probably still procrastinating ur essay dumbass 

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*gets excited about the story i’m going to act out in my head before i fall asleep*

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rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?

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you know when you feel the exact moment your mood drops. like that One Second where you’re like Ah Here We Go Again

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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

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i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us

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I hate to be the one to break this to you, dude, but as a general rule, women don’t pretend to virulently hate men they’re secretly in love with as some sort of elaborate courtship ritual. That’s a trope we made up to justify why the male protagonist always gets the girl in the end even when it’s starkly at odds with prior characterisation. In real life, if she acts like she thinks you’re a creep, it’s because she thinks you’re a creep!

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Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones

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Me: Can my game PLEASE stop lagging and stuttering for the love of god I’ve cleaned out my mods folder, the cache and everything possi-

My game:

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even if Trump backs down on his more batshit policies he still:

has a violently homophobic vp

has an entire cabinet full of fascist, authoritarian actual politicians 

best case scenario will be used as a puppet for a Republican House and Senate

ran a campaign on white nationalism and popularized these ideas in modern-day American culture, resulting in many hatecrimes already and more to come

fucked us all over

will not be forgiven for it

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Wart ihr ein KiKa, Super RTL, Nickelodeon oder RTL2 Kind?

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video provided by  jesuissophieeee 

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me: huh this audio post looks interesting

audio post:

me: alright guess ill never know