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me (an angel): and this is the inner thigh, engineered to be the most biteable part of the entire design

god (just fumbled a tgirl, angry at world): put the femoral artery in it

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I had the absolute pleasure of drawing for lovely @ohmyarda I had a blast with these commissions, it was fun drawing some more Dragon Age.

If you haven't already, please go check out her art!

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do NOT trust your own thoughts that everyone hates you. the curse of the blood moon is imminent. it's not you. it's ganondorf

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It's amazing that the first time Kleya saw Luthen, he was hiding in a troopship, drinking and begging for someone to make it stop, while he himself was unable to stop, wasn't even trying to stop the massacre of civilians, the massacre of Kleya's people, her family. (Of course if he tried would have probably been killed on the spot: but still.)

She sees him before he sees her and saves her. She sees him fall apart and lose his shit in a way he wouldn't have if he knew there was anyone watching, and that is the moment their relationship is built on, that is the moment the rebellion is built on. No matter what happens later, no matter how dear they are to each other, no matter how much they both do for the rebellion, they will both remember Luthen as that man, stuck, frozen, complicit. I think a lot of Luthen's motivation is just not being that anymore. I think a lot of Kleya's role in his life is not letting him.

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the thing about astarion is that i do think that he is COMICALLY his own worst enemy but i also recognize that the reason for that is that he hit a sharp genre shift at 100000 mph. one second you're the hot and kinda tragic but expendable minion of a d&d boss and the next you're the romancable companion in the party. this little man was built to have his lore discovered in a notebook while looting his corpse after you've killed cazador and all the sudden everyone's like hey astarion. do you want to sit by the fire and tell us about yourself :) we all like you and want you happy :) and he's like what the fuuuuck. what the fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk????

however i do still find him funny about it, sorry man

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They live long and happy lives away from these mentally ill men believe me

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get revenge'd @awhekate >:)

Artfight attack #3, ft. fellow Alistair romancer, Elowyn Tabris, in her later years 💗

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It's always disappointing when a series makes a big deal about societal and structural problems in it's setting, making readers think it has interesting things to say about the subject, only to then resolve the problems by fighting The CEO of Racism, John Racist, so that all of society's problems would then get better because they promoted a new CEO.

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youre not fucking listening to me its not a "chuuni" eyepatch I have an actual cursed demonic eye and I have to keep it covered or I see terrible things and bleed from the socket and pass out Im not a fucking chuuni its a serious real problem

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my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else

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snoopy of the day

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Thinking about Blake having to learn to be in a relationship again. Learning not to recoil instinctively when Yang reaches out a hand towards her. Learning not to dread getting all her faults and flaws picked at. Getting used to being casually complimented. Being listened to without needing to apologize for herself. To being looked after. To being brought breakfast in bed. To being treated with care and respect. Rediscovering that she actually really likes physical intimacy. She likes the feeling of warm arms around her waist. She likes the feeling of another's heartbeat against her. She likes flirting and being flirted with. She likes being able to huddle in comfortable silence with the person she loves. All these parts of herself like deadened limbs suddenly feeling warmth and feeling rush through them for the first time in years. She'd forgotten just how much of herself she'd forgotten.

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That night

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I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

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this game…..

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this game…..