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I love driving with other people because i am legally forbidden to look them in the eye

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One thing i have learnt from the breadstick meme is that olive garden and i have a very different idea of what a breadstick is

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feeling sorry for the tolkien fandom because their author is dead and they will never get any new quotes to make into photosets

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watching harry potter and the half blood prince and feeling like they ran out of money towards the end

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Edd’s big mistake.

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soggymoistbread1:

i hate when someone is not directly being rude to you but you can sense their rudeness, its like their whole aura is fucked up

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i remember i worked at burger king a few years ago and somehow -probably from someone who worked there - $3000 got stolen out of the register. two managers on duty. you think corporate said no big deal and covered it, no both the managers had to split $1500 out of their paychecks. corporations dont give a fuck what happens at the store they just want their money. go steal some shitty makeup from walmart but just know you’re not taking the money from sam waltons 700 grandkids, you’re taking it from whoever was on duty when you walked out the door

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maybe if he put a “please” on that…

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Finally finished the set! This took a crazy long time to complete, but I’m happy with the result

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those 2 seconds felt like 2 hours

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Ah yes, E4 openly patronising every young British voter in todays election.

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songs that should get a grammy

bye bye lil sebastian

wii shop channel theme song

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SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

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No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.

President Barack Obama

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Mama cat encourages her kitten to escape