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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes

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literally the only reason im not covered in tattoos is bc i cant afford it. its just really important for me that you all know that my best, ideal self would be covered in tattoos.

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emo pearl thank you for existing

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ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

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*hitting ttrpg fan with a stick* not everything fantasy is about D&D!

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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

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ITS FLOOR TIME!!! IF YOU SEE THIS IT'S A SIGN TO GO HUG UR FLOOR AND THEN LIE FLAT ON IT LIKE A BUG THAT'S BEEN UPTURNED!!!!!!! WIGGLE!!!

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so yeah I watched that animated kpop movie

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anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians 

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i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

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🐘 horse

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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Lovers ~

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Being aroace is so funny because sometimes I'll go to sleep thinking to myself "do I lack something fundamental to the full human experience" and then I wake up the next day and realize it is not that serious