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Woah mama athankyouverymuch. I’m excited to see my mother’s spatula again, mhm.

thank you. Rick gave me my cat back

Woah mama, I’m glad. I’d recommend moving out, though. Trust me. It’s for the best. If possible, though, could you check the apartment for that antique spatula? I do really want it back, athankyouverymuch.

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Woah mama she knows what I’m talking about

Rick astley asked me to ask you for his Playstation 2 back. he says he really wants to play sonic on it again.

Woah mama, Rick can have his PlayStation back when he gives me back my mother’s heirloom spatula. I laid these terms out, he’s not getting around them, athankyouverymuch.

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thank you. Rick gave me my cat back

Woah mama, I’m glad. I’d recommend moving out, though. Trust me. It’s for the best. If possible, though, could you check the apartment for that antique spatula? I do really want it back, athankyouverymuch.

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listen, Rick just said I can't come back to the apartment till I get the Playstation 2 (we are roommates and he's locked me out) please just give it back (he's insane and has my cat hostage)

Woah mama, if a cat’s involved then I guess I can help. Here’s the console. And if someone about four inches tall happened to completely destroy the inside of it while it wasn’t in his custody, well, that isn’t your fault. I recommend you give it to him and get out, hummina hummina.

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Rick astley asked me to ask you for his Playstation 2 back. he says he really wants to play sonic on it again.

Woah mama, Rick can have his PlayStation back when he gives me back my mother’s heirloom spatula. I laid these terms out, he’s not getting around them, athankyouverymuch.

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idk if this'll get any reach at all but it's worth a shot

https://gofund.me/009367dd

I had top surgery and lost a two-week pay period of wages during the intensive recovery - I need help paying for my rent ($475) and the mountain of medical bills that have also stacked up.

$0/$500

Anything helps, I have no money left at all

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Woah mama I can’t believe I created the post of infinite repetition! My woah mama will be so proud of me

Woah mama I just spent ~7 hours (with breaks) putting details about all my Pokémon cards into a spreadsheet

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Woah mama is there an echo in here?

Woah mama I just spent ~7 hours (with breaks) putting details about all my Pokémon cards into a spreadsheet

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Woah mama I just spent ~7 hours (with breaks) putting details about all my Pokémon cards into a spreadsheet

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Woah mama I forgot about that photo! Those were the days

wonder how they got this photo of you

Woah mama I used to be a little man

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!! Woah mama I forgot about that photo

wonder how they got this photo of you

Woah mama I used to be a little man

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Woah mama this is a tough one

AM (Allied Mastercomputer) VS Sam I Am, who wins?

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Woah mama Elvis-Preciously needs to show up if they haven’t

Elvis was a hero in motion 🕺

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Woah mama, Mod (still not sure who that is) says that a stickbug is a no go, and instead she’s getting hermit crabs, so any advice on them is appreciated now. Athankyouverymuch.

Woah mama, I was just stuck with a premonition by the ‘Mod’ (whoever that is) that she may be acquiring a stuck bug as a pet soon and she wants advice on how to care for them. I dunno much about them myself, but she says this is “her largest blog so the chances of finding advice are higher here” or something *moves hips confusedly*

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Woah mama you forgot commitment to the bit

what does it take to be counted as an elvii

Woah science, physically and biologically elvii are a mystery wrapped in an enigma shaped like a fractal… BUT HERE’S A HANDY GUIDE TO SPOT AN ELVIS!

1. Any variation on woah mama (ie. woah science, woah papa, snoah snama)

2. A general affinity for interacting with fellow elvii

3. Commitment to the bit

4. Any combination of other Elvis-isms (Hummina Hummina, uh huh, hip thrust, etc)

5. (Potentially poorly edited) Elvis profile picture

6. Commitment to the bit

G. Commitment to the bit

8. The orb

Hope this helps hummina hummina science

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Woah mama, head thoughts no empty

head thoughts no empty

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Woah mama, I can try but you’d need a pretty big one cause I’m 4 inches tall

literally WHAT is happening in the elvisverse rn