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Wow Ma'am there is only one The King, Uh-huh-huh thankyaverymuhch

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The hive grows, uh-huh-huh.

For every masterpiece there's an imitator, wow Ma'am. *Imitation hip thrust*

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

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Wow Ma'am where we going, uh-huh-huh

Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.

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Wow Ma'am it's the second favorite Elvis sandwich! Uh-huh-huh

i'm minding my own business reading the wikipedia page list of sandwiches and like. what kind of metabolism did elvis possess holy shit

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Wow Ma'am that's one hell of a pendant, uh-huh-huh

Gold earring with glass head pendant, Phoenician/Carthaginian, 3rd-1st century BC

from The Metropolitan Museum of Art

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Wow Ma'am they put The King™️ in the whiskey and rye, uh huh huh.

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Wow Ma'am....

oughhhh I really want these fuckass elvis heels.........

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Wow Ma'am has @elvis-compressedly seen this photo? Uh-huh-huh

wonder how they got this photo of you

Woah mama I used to be a little man

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Woah mama just reminding my followers that TERF ideology is fundamentally evil and not welcome anywhere near my blog hummina hummina hummina

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Wow Ma'am this is what we live for happy Pride, viva las Vegas *cunty Elvis pose*

Woah mama being gay isn't a choice you make, its a choice i make, you're gay now

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A hive baby you say? You wouldn’t be interested in a business proposal would you?

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Wow Ma'am it depends? Are you a hive of *hip thrusts* Imitators of The King? Uh-huh-huh

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@elvis-official wow Ma'am a feast is prepared!!

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

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Wow Ma'am it means it's time to get gay married *cunty Elvis pose*

Woah mama, its pride month you know what that means

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Wow Ma'am! A pelvis plimitator???

Uh-huh-huh, this is *perplexed hip thrust* perplexing

woah mama imma pelvis

-@pelvis-presley

Woah!!!!

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Wow Ma'am try one of these groovy Pompadour wigs, uh-huh-huh

Hey what can you do if you're bored of the way you look but you also should absolutely not fuck with your hair?

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Wow Ma'am, happy to be of service, uh-huh-huh.

*even cuntier Elvis pose*

Wow Ma'am does anyone need to get gay married? The Imitator does weddings. huah-ha-huah *cunty Elvis pose*

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Wow Ma'am the Hive must Ablidge, uh-huh-huh

Wow Ma'am does anyone need to get gay married? The Imitator does weddings. huah-ha-huah *cunty Elvis pose*