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Wow momma I needed a Gatorade, gets hot out there in all this polyester

an elvis impersonator came into my store today and my first thought was “ah, my favorite gimmick blog”. i could not tell him that, but i can tell you! he was very nice

Woah mama are you sure it was an impersonator?

[elvis-official-impersonator]

Wow momma you need to believe in yourself and become who you want to be, try enrolling for online courses at LVEU (Las Vegas Elvis University) and become Elvis a thank you very much-a

i have done my dark emo rituals but what if it's not enough?? how should i be training for my duel with the muppet joker??? Do i need to eat more protein?????? pls advise

[elvis-official-impersonator]

Wow momma, I didn't graduate 400th in my class at the LVEU (Las Vegas Elvis University) to be skipped over! Thank you, thank you very much-a for the recognition Elvonda Odysley

( The natural course of life ever since Elvis' passing has been that tehre will ALWAYS be Elvis impersonators anywhere you go. It was about time tumblr got a shit ton of them )

[elvis-official-impersonator]

Wow momma we're procreating

let's. let's woah with mama. i'll see myself out

[elvis-official-impersonator]

Wow momma it's a sword ahuh-huh

@mii-elvis @miniature-elvis @scary-elvis

GUYSSS I FOUND THIS REALLY COOL SWORD PICREW

AND LIKE DO IT GUYS IT'S SO COOL IT'S A TAG GAMEEEEEE

Tagging: @randomx123 @mi-stress-of-chaos @pap3rb0atx3 @igotadigbickandureadthatwrong @jeahreading @tehmam @foreignink @ishaaron-ishaaron-me @stxrrynxghts @miserable-individual @wulfricnavy @no-idea-where-i-am-lost @tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora @mona-prithey @akira-priye @neglectedshampoobottle @crystraniqelle @behenstfuplease @radioactivebirdman @anonymouse-is-here @intellectual6666 @desigurlie @celesteablack @idk-here-for-the-escapism @hellincarnation @desikanya @natures-marvel @dharagalaxias @aru-loves-krishnaxarjuna @yangthejeong @prettykittytanjiro @echoing-msbristi @questionableresponses and all of you!!!

[elvis-official-impersonator]

Is this you?

Wow momma it's one of my many fellow graduates from Las Vegas Elvis University! **hip thrust**

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Wow momma, running out of puns must f*eel pretty bad, good job Bering with it, we're all root*tang for you uh huh huh

I'm running out of fish puns. this is terrible someone give me more types of fish os i can make more fish puns humhaddock humhaddock humhaddock

[elvis-official-impersonator]

Wow momma imagine if the impersonator won

@mouseelvis @emo-presley @elvis-parsley-chiapet @werewolfelvis @phannie-elvis @catgirl-presley @elvis-compressedly @elvis-official-impersonator @gen-z-elvis @eagle-elvis @transmasc-elvis @elvis-unofficial @nonbinary-elvis @miniature-elvis @pelvis-presley @scary-elvis @transfem-elvis @elvis-official

Your probably wondering why I gathered you all here today...I want you all to fight to the death to see which Elvis comes out on top/j

(WHY DO THEY KEEP APPEARING???)

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Wow mama this is just like my Las Vegas Elvis University graduation

"no! get away! it's not safe!"

*begins to undergo a horrifically painful looking American Werewolf in London style transformation sequence with bones snapping and joints rearranging but at the end of it I stand up and I've just turned into Elvis*

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Wow momma my handler is transgender *wiggles leg*

Mod Presley here! It's trans visibility day!! Let's get the Elvii gathered for the seance circle used to summon the eldritch horror that brings everyone gender euphoria! Tag some elvii and share away!

✨️ Linking some resources ✨️

[elvis-official-impersonator]

Wow momma I just copy these guys I wouldn't scan positive for an Elvis due to my non-elvii biometrics *shakes leg while dipping microphone*

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

[elvis-official-impersonator]

Wow momma I exist to be you but worse and more affordable *windmills arm in a bad air guitar*

Okay if you're an elvisverse account or in any way part of the elvis official extended universe notify me

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Wow momma you're putting me out of a job

Hello Elvis..

Please do know that I love you very much.. do you do weddings? Or like party’s?

Woah mama I can officiate your wedding if you want

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me around my colleagues

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Wow momma I'm not sure if I'd be an appropriate part of your diet

@elvis-official @transfem-elvis

And all other Elvis blogs

I'm hungry :(

[elvis-official-impersonator]

Wow momma, talk about outta the woodworks thank you very much-a

@elvis-official @miniature-elvis @scary-elvis @transfem-elvis @eagle-elvis @nonbinary-elvis @transmasc-elvis @pelvis-presley

I WOKE UP ONE DAY AND THE WHOLE ELVIS CONGRIGATION WAS AWOKEN??? Oh well, Welcome back King!

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Wow momma you and I ain't so different Robelvis, always tryin' to chase the original KIYAAA *karate pose*

Woah mama Robot Elvis feels lonely, it computes that adoring fans would rather talk and send those digital letters to real flesh and blood Official Elvis, but it is also a fact I’m powered by the light and joy of the crowd that listens to Presley Rock And Roll. Robot Elvis longs for human connection hummina hummina hummina.