elvish--presley

[elvish--presley]

Ela emal, this is slander

Legolas beat the shit out of me again

[elvish--presley]

Ela emal everyone pls interact with this post so my fellow Elvis can get a new cat friend.

Meow Mama if this gets 10k notes my boyfriend will consider getting this cat. Tumblr, help me convince him that the elvisverse needs another void friend. I've included a picture of the cat on question.

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[elvish--presley]

Woah mama this would be funny if it wasn't racist.

[elvish--presley]

And I have a bow

Elvis isnt real he cant hurt you

[elvish--presley]

Ela emal, I don't know what 'peanut butter' is but that looks tasty.

Woah mercy, mod finally caught a photo of the beautiful sandwich he's been a makin' us for breakfast lately, humina humina!

Check it out:

Ain't that just somethin'? Peanut butter and banana with bacon on waffles! Tasty!

Mod says this right here's the ultimate breakfast sandwich and I couldn't agree more, uh-huh uh-huh 👉👉

[elvish--presley]

I saw this guy and thought ”haha, what if him but elf"

(for the mod)

1) you seem cool

2) how'd you get the idea for this blog?

I thought this blog would be funny so I made it! If you have a funny idea, you should go through with it because it could become *gestures at follower account*

[elvish--presley]

Thoughts on JKR celebrating Britain's supreme court ruling on trans women

Elvis Special (a bullet)

Posthaste

[elvish--presley]

Woah mama, if you're trans the Elvis(h)verse loves you.

If you're trans I love you

[elvish--presley]

"average Tumblr user runs 3 Elvis blogs" factoid actualy just statistical error. average Tumblr user runs 0 Elvis blogs. Elvis Georg, who lives in cave & runs over 150 Elvis blogs, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I think it'd be reeeaaalllyyy funny if like all the Elvis accounts were run by one person but absolutely no one knew

[elvish--presley]

Ela emal, are you sure about that?

im immune to elvis lets fucking go

[elvish--presley]

Ela emal I've got a bow

I’ve heard news that the Elvis Presleys have been multiplying at a horrific rate, can nobody see how horrifically this will affect the musical industry? We must fight back or we could risk losing real music forever.

[elvish--presley]

Today's Seals Are: I WAS THE SCIENTISTS' FAVORITE!!!

[elvish--presley]

Evil wizard?

hi do you have any tips for people just joining tumblr? people on a /lgbt/ discord say it's where they're moving but I've never used it. is there like a 'introduce yourself' place or something

you’re gonna want to lean into an inscrutable gimmick that alienates everyone and acts as a funhouse mirror distortion of your personality whilst prompting 2,000 randos to send you asks that aren’t funny

[elvish--presley]

Ela emal, this reminds me of home

[elvish--presley]

Ela emal, you have my bow.

CRITICAL ALERT

Foundation has been breached

Activating protocol 231518 131131

Foundation will remain on lockdown until the threat has been neutralized

May the king have mercy on your souls

[elvish--presley]

Ela emal, Elvish Presley is ace too welcome to the club

Woah mama I think I might be ace 2

Demisexual I think :0

Meow Mama and you'll be welcome no matter what hummina hummina stay true to yourself uh huh

[elvish--presley]

Ela emal, mintyamélamar.

[Woah mama, it reminds me of home]

it's dangerous to go alone! take this