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“average person eats 3 spiders a year��� factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Max, to Daniel: Your Monday morning enthousiasm is creating a hostile work environment

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Sergio: So what's your costume for Halloween this year?

Kevin: I'm dressed up as an idiot

Nico, walking in: Here are the clothes you wanted to borrow

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Lando: I am, and I cannot stress this enough, stressed about my stress

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Oscar, walking in soaking wet: You're not aware of an alligator living in the pool in front of the Mclaren Technology Centre, are you?

Lando, not looking up: Was his name Julian?

Oscar: I don't know, we didn't exchange pleasantries

Lando: That's Julian

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Made this to use when appropriate but also in general 🙂‍↕️✨

Dedicated to the for profit non profit organization that apparently enforces rules using that wheel from wheel of fortune 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

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BOO it’s me i’m alive going to disappear into the void again potentially for two years whoops

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✒️Writer Ask Game🖋

For fanfic and other writers alike- i can never find an ask game with all the questions I want, so I made my own!

What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever googled for a WIP?

Writing drink- coffee, tea, or alcohol?

Do you prefer noise or silence while writing?

If noise, what do you like to listen to?

Do you like to outline stories beforehand, or just sit down and write?

How many drafts do you need?

How many WIPs do you currently have?

How much time would you put into a WIP before giving up?

Multi-part fics or Oneshots?

What fandoms do you write for?

What was your first fic?

Which fic do you think deserves more attention?

When did you start writing fanfiction?

Why did you start writing fanfiction?

Share a snippet of a WIP

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Did you want to join Illuminati

i mean SURE

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Ghost hug for spooky season 👻🎃

Just leaving this here as an appreciation for your blog 🧡🖤🧡🖤

Send it to your favourite blogs to keep it going!

i’m really not on here much anymore so THANK YOU!!!

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I love how the fandom has given shape to Maedhros. He is sometimes gentle, sometimes feral, he is terrifying but beautiful, he is a war general and a politician, he is an elder brother, stern and kind, in some versions he loves Fingon, he loves Elrond, he regrets his deeds and hates his legacy, in others he longs for his parents' forgiveness, he is Fingolfin's friend or rival, he is witty, he is pensive, he is angry and he is desperate, he is hopeful but not for himself, he is proud and he is self-loathing, he feels crushed by responsibility but he grows into his role.

I love reading about him because the fandom makes him so interesting and complex and relatable.

Sometimes I read a fanfic and I'm awed, wishing that I could write a version of Maedhros that lives up to all of this. There are some incredibly talented writers in this fandom and I'm forever grateful.

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Wormtongue harassing Gandalf because he always shows up when bad things are happening is a great example of how correlation doesn’t equal causation. 

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what if i chaotically make a week long return to post all the drafts that are just sitting here

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One day, Aragorn shows up with blue hair. Not fully blue, just a few streaks.

Naturally, Legolas immediately decides that he has to dye his hair because no one can have more fabulous hair than him. He dyes it green. It looks pretty good.

This fad goes through the Fellowship, Gimli bleaching his hair and doing purple streaks, Frodo goes with some tasteful blue tips, Sam matches Legolas with some green streaks (“Us plant lovers have to stick together, Mr. Elf.”), Merry and Pippin squabble over it but eventually Merry gets red highlights and Pippin gets orange streaks. Boromir gets blue to match Aragorn.

The real shock comes a week later when Gandalf shows up with ombré pink ends.

Pippin immediately insists on changing his hair to match.

Eventually, the entire Fellowship has some amount of pink hair. Legolas went all out and dyed all his hair pink.

Thranduil was furious.

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thanks for the tag!! in no particular order we have

ted lasso

friends

brooklyn 99

drive to survive

modern family

how to train your dragon: race to edge (i realize i’m an adult but is amazing)

stranger things

the big bang theory

tagging anyone who wants to!

8 tv shows to get to know me

Thank you for the tag @accidental-spice!

Agents of SHIELD.

Once Upon A Time.

Shadow and Bone.

The Mentalist.

Stranger Things.

The Office.

BBC's Sherlock.

Only Murders in the Building.

No pressure tagging @brekker-by-brekkerr, @aintinacage, @ragazzadellearance, @canvascoloredin, @achromaticerebus, @loved-the-stars-too-fondly and @beth-is-rainpaint!