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QUICK! Change of plans. It's not milk and cookies this year. It's RC Cola and...well, you know.
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Good news! Free pizza for everyone this year...if you can pull it out of Santa's beard.
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Joseph and Mary couldn't get a room at any inns because Bethlehem's first pizza joint had just opened.
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Little baby Jesus made the first pizza; topped with gold, frankincense, and myrrh.
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Remember, when you ask for pizza this Christmas, ask for personal pan - so it will fit down the chimney.
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Reunited at last...PIZZA AND CHRISTMAS!
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If anyone is out and about and needs to make a call, send me a text and I'll give you directions to this phone...
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How did I forget to ask for this AGAIN?
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After seeing this video, I flew Thomas straight out of Africa and into my best friend zone. Dude is awesome.
What's up? You want a stick of gum? BAM! Thomas just straight threw you out a window. Thomas knows I don't be sharing no gum.
What's up? I'm passed out and you're trying to draw on my face? BAM! Thomas just knocked your head into a koi pond.
I guess you're just not understanding that me and Thomas are thick. Thomas always keeps an eye on his boy. When me and Thomas play FIFA 14, we play ON THE SAME TEAM.
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Smile of the Day!
This goat definitely wins smile of the day. He loves showing off those pearly whites, but he is really embarrassed to show his face because he recently got a black eye sleepwalking in the barn. You're crazy goat!

Oh, and this mummy wins Mummy of the Day...

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I'll have a look
This movie just has that special something. It has put me to sleep three times now...but in a good way. I've slept like a babe. These guys are just working on the road, but I'm totally in to it. Paul Rudd's mustache is also very watchable. I don't know how many attempts it will take me to get through this movie, but I look forward to seeing these dudes later tonight!

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I never even thought about painting on a jean jacket until this dude blew my frickin' mind!
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I went to the mall

Finally, after all these years I get my wish: welcome to Sportula, where you can buy a spatula with your favorite sports team's logo. You can even press the logo into a juicy burger. Just imagine unwrapping one of these bad boys. Fire up the grill, we're having burgers this Christmas!
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