elwildo
elwildo
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elwildo · 11 years ago
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elwildo · 11 years ago
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elwildo · 11 years ago
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Walks great on leash! REPEAT: DOES NOT PULL!!!!
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elwildo · 12 years ago
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Stuffed Crust Stockings
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elwildo · 12 years ago
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QUICK! Change of plans. It's not milk and cookies this year. It's RC Cola and...well, you know.
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elwildo · 12 years ago
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Good news! Free pizza for everyone this year...if you can pull it out of Santa's beard.
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elwildo · 12 years ago
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Joseph and Mary couldn't get a room at any inns because Bethlehem's first pizza joint had just opened.
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elwildo · 12 years ago
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Little baby Jesus made the first pizza; topped with gold, frankincense, and myrrh. 
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elwildo · 12 years ago
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Remember, when you ask for pizza this Christmas, ask for personal pan - so it will fit down the chimney.
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elwildo · 12 years ago
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Reunited at last...PIZZA AND CHRISTMAS!
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elwildo · 12 years ago
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If anyone is out and about and needs to make a call, send me a text and I'll give you directions to this phone...
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elwildo · 12 years ago
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How did I forget to ask for this AGAIN?
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elwildo · 12 years ago
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After seeing this video, I flew Thomas straight out of Africa and into my best friend zone. Dude is awesome. 
What's up? You want a stick of gum? BAM! Thomas just straight threw you out a window. Thomas knows I don't be sharing no gum. 
What's up? I'm passed out and you're trying to draw on my face? BAM! Thomas just knocked your head into a koi pond. 
I guess you're just not understanding that me and Thomas are thick. Thomas always keeps an eye on his boy. When me and Thomas play FIFA 14, we play ON THE SAME TEAM.
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elwildo · 12 years ago
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Smile of the Day!
This goat definitely wins smile of the day. He loves showing off those pearly whites, but he is really embarrassed to show his face because he recently got a black eye sleepwalking in the barn. You're crazy goat!
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Oh, and this mummy wins Mummy of the Day...
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elwildo · 12 years ago
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I'll have a look
This movie just has that special something. It has put me to sleep three times now...but in a good way. I've slept like a babe. These guys are just working on the road, but I'm totally in to it. Paul Rudd's mustache is also very watchable. I don't know how many attempts it will take me to get through this movie, but I look forward to seeing these dudes later tonight!
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elwildo · 12 years ago
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I never even thought about painting on a jean jacket until this dude blew my frickin' mind!
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elwildo · 12 years ago
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I went to the mall
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Finally, after all these years I get my wish: welcome to Sportula, where you can buy a spatula with your favorite sports team's logo. You can even press the logo into a juicy burger. Just imagine unwrapping one of these bad boys. Fire up the grill, we're having burgers this Christmas!
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