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You've heard of Deadric, now get ready for

Callall gone

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do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 

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My father cried the day I was born, because he knew he’d never be as handsome as me.

Keefe Sencen, probably (via totallycorrectkotlc)

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Lodestar Countdown Day 9: Shannon/Fandom Appreciation Day

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Lodestar Countdown day #12: Crack/AU Day

I’ve never seen any Dark!Sophie Aus out there, so here goes.

• Sophie breaking her enemies’ minds during battles without blinking an eye 

• Sophie using telepathy to slowly drive her enemies insane 

• Sophie reading people’s minds to manipulate and blackmail them

• Sophie inflicting positive emotions to a person then letting them turn negative

• Sophie teleporting a person then letting go, leaving them in the void 

• Sophie stealing important memories and selling them to the neverseen 

• Sophie becoming head of the neverseen and having complete and utter control over them 

• Sophie threatening those who don’t do what she says with inflicting 

• Sophie driving one half of a cognate pair insane, which destroys the other half

• Sophie being overly powerful because of her abilities 

• Sophie battling Mr. Forkle out of fear of him being the only one who can defeat, which ultimately leads to her defeat

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In honor of Lodestar I made this monstrosity of a meme

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Keeper of the Lost Cities Books as Memes

Keeper: pepe Exile: skeleton war Everblaze: mmm whatcha say Neverseen: hoe don’t do it

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Keefe: Guess what number I'm thinking of.

Fitz: 420.

Keefe: No, that's really immature of you. Someone else guess.

Biana: *takes sip of drink* 69.

Fitz: He literally just said-

Keefe: Yeah, it was 69.

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Lodestar Countdown: Favorite Book - Neverseen

How could I not chose Neverseen? This book shattered my heart and soul too many times to count, and it was so beautifully written with all of our favorite characters and a plot twist around every page. This is the book where things get surprisingly dark; many of the characters go through some major trauma, and they have to make some very tough decisions.  So my tribute to the book is basically a few phrases from the plot summary tied in with my own art. The first picture is Sophie forcing her way through the ogre king’s mind when they try to steal the cure, and the second picture is obviously Tam and Linh. The last one is Keefe’s (*chokes down sobs*) necklace he gives to Sophie. Hope you guys like! 

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I think I should give sophie credit for staying poised throughout discovering the lost cities because i’d be lying if i said that i wouldn’t be ungraceful and lowkey annoying about most things

‘how extra but ok’

‘you need to be graceful’ ‘our school is named after a glowing fungus fight me’

‘we can travel through beams of light’ ‘OH MY GOD THAT IS SO COOL’

‘can i get an indoor scooter cause this mansion is too big’ ‘no that’s dangerous’ ‘we literally have dozens of carnivorous species in our backyard’

‘do this chemistry test’ ‘ok but can you explain to me if the science is similar to back home??? is it partially magic??? my ravenclaw self want to know’

‘no reason to worry’ ‘dont jinx it omg’

‘FITZ DO IT FOR THE VINE’ ‘I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS’

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Keefe: rules are meant to be broken.

Sophie: what the f*** is a "rule"?

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Keefe: Son, you were named after the two bravest people I knew.

Keefe: Shakira Shakira.

Fitz: I pray to God you never become a father.

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The Keeper of the Lost Cities fandom more like the Wylie protection squad

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Tam Song from@sw_messenger ’s Keeper of the Lost Cities: Neverseen. Used a silver gel pen for this. Currently working on his twin sister Linh.

Posted in my Instagram.

Keeper of the Lost Cities © @shannonmessenger

-Kai

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sophie foster can communicate to fitz vacker from a world away even though she was essentially dying but you can’t even text me back

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Sophie: when have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?

Elwin: I keep a list. It's alphabetized...

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I think I’m (kinda?) getting the hang of digital art. Anyway, here’s a little doodle of everyone’s favorite cinnamon roll, Dex!