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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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keep in mind that with four cars each car is gonna have four wheels but you can get four wheels if you have two bikes because each bike has two wheels so it's like two bikes is two vehicles and a car is just one vehicle. choose wisely
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Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."
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okay she wanted that cookie that BAD 😭😭😭😭🥀
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Arrived just to get shown up by lesbians 🤭
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One like = one smooch on his little head
One reblog = granting him access to the nuclear launch codes
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Who made this edit, it's the most valid one
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Dipping my Shrimpo in soy sauce because I’m bored
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