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"Damian is a murderous brat", "Damian has murderous tendencies", "Damian shouldn't be in the Batfam because he's an assassin"

Damian the second he's allowed some agency outside the league:

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This doodle was half a joke but his baby face has charmed me, aka you all get to see it too

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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

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okay i'm finally making this post because both sides of the tim drake war are reading my fic, and i can't keep my silence.

1) for the Tim stands that make him the "oh woe is me, no one gets me, they all hate me", Tim is fine. that one chapter where Peter was messing with him with the detonator, i got a couple people who were like "why is Peter being so mean to him" like literally he is fine. he has gone through worse than Peter playing keep away with a detonator

2) for my Tim haters who read Tim being insecure with his family and believe i "woe is me'd" him: i do believe Tim is insecure in his place in the family, but he is a biased narrator. this comes from one chapter where he talks about his perspective on the Bats and how they met each other/felt about each other is biased (more recent, i think, after Black Spider?). like i'm pretty sure he said Bruce didn't like him for a good portion of his tenure as Robin and they got closer towards the end, and something of the sort with Dick warming up after a couple months. that is just how Tim felt. Bruce was pretty much "that's my son" and Dick with "that's my little brother" immediately but we know how Bruce is with emotions and saying he feels that way, so yeah. the same with Jason being a biased narrator in that one chapter. they're literally ALL biased. that's how a perspective works

i tried to find a balance but i got an ask that reminded me to just go ahead and make the post (they weren't rude, it just reminded me)

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Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.

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Man I fucking love tumblr unfortunately I also loved tumblr when I was like ten and that has forever impacted the way I react to Tumblr Humor

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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malnourished monkey for malnourished may.

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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why do arabian horses look like that 🫵

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go my white lily cookie

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nah its all good

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This just screamed Ariadne and Dionysus to me, so here’s my take on them!

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Every day, I wait to see if the little Peter on your dashboard gets the microwave door shut on him, I wonder when it will finally happen...

alright alright if you wanna microwave him so badly here you go

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voice acting as a profession is so funny because you'll see someone being like "voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you've never heard of]" and you're like "oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I've heard them voice a character" and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter's Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they've been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav's house with him inside

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Stab a politician day!!!!