David Lynch, Kyle MacLachlan and Harry Dean Stanton filming Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me 1992
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The lack of agreement across brands on what “extra firm tofu” is is, in fact, very high on my list of unimportant problems.
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kids these days just want to be on phone. NO ONE is dying at my antarctic research station
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one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition
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smoking the shit that made....lets see..... hmmm yes. ill take "smoking the shit that made jack a lantern" for a hefty sum of 17 notes please
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Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀
Her: That is too much energy
Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀
Her: Still too much energy
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1. Alien 3, directed by David Fincher
2. Girl’s Head beside a Skull by Rex Whistler
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the idea of music growing on you is so weird. what's going on in your brain that makes it go "mmmmm :/" for the first 6 listens and then "ok!! ❤️" on the 7th
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The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane
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