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did you know that if you put your whole family’s music library on shuffle you will find the song that played in the background of a home video from 2004 that you would hear in your dreams. oh my god

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a lagoon or a grotto are literally in the top 5 places to be

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googling how to paint a 6 foot portrait of a memory. i will never see my grandfather napping on the couch again hands folded on his stomach red jacket on the chocolate leather couch unless i make it myself

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putting all my screenshots into my will call that generational wealth

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i hate key cards smart keys etc they’re yet another example of technology removing the eros from every day life literally what’s a key without penetration

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i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

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ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

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hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

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Anthony Bourdain gives his personal hangover recovery method (2016)

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whiskey dick is such a beautiful phrase if I had a gorgeous maine coon cat I would name her whiskey dick

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touching grass isn't enough we should be staging small community productions of shakespeare

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New York Botanical Garden - Crazy for Compost Conference

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cleaning dishes, pots, bowls, cups, etc : rituals of maintenance in a cycle of care for myself and the objects i interact with, where the effort of a labourious scrub to a pot in that hard-to-get spot is rewarded by its clean majesty perched atop the drying rack

cleaning utensils : EVIL EVIL evil fuck you die die die NOWNOW NOW water is everywhere FUCK YOU DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

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I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court