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EDIT 2: I ONLY POST ON EMAREZI-BACKUP. IF U WANT TO FB IM ON THERE ALSO I LOVE YOU

i have a lot more followers here so uhhh i got this blog suspended 1 year ago and ive been over at @emarezi-backup . im probably gonna stay there with reblogs still

edit: it seems tumblr fucked up so all of my original posts are gone :(

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drawing wasn’t going well so i made some jade icons instead. i like the flag ones but it’s probably gonna take a while to get good at the other ones

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WE ARE SO BACK

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OHHH MY GOD

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2 posts with the exact same energy

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Incredibly blessed to have lived through both the Destiel-Putin-Election and the Reigen-Sans-Queen-Incident

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dungeons and dragons is the best game cause your friends will bust out some of the most emotionally resonant storytelling you've ever seen in your life but there will also be lore in your campaign like "there's a common regional dish called sad penis soup" and "the Phantom Piss Zone is a thing that exists and it's an entire dimension full of piss" and "there used to be a Phantom Cum Zone but the biblical Jesus Christ destroyed it."

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let’s take a moment to appreciate how goth culture has allowed many closeted trans ppl the opportunity to wear jewelry, makeup, and nail polish, under less scrutiny from the cishet world

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Minecraft Patch notes Thursday, September 8, 2022

Removed herobrine

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So, do you think the Queen is still alive? I heard she hasn't been seen in public since October.

She was seen in public on November 18th, on Dec 16th, and she did the Christmas broadcast. Also, she stripped the Duke of York of his "military affiliations and royal patronages" (you think anyone else gets to do that?).

She's 95. When she dies, you'll know. Everyone will know. And Charles will be King, and the postage stamps and coins in the UK will be all wrong.

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this is boooonkers

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I don't think we should crown Charles. I think we should have a hunger games style event with the whole royal family and whoever wins gets it.

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for as much as jerma seems perpetually afraid of accidentally showing his dick on stream he's about the only streamer i can think of where that would have literally no effect on their career. i don't think people would even really care. like sure jerma dick reveal, whatever

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every single channel is airing news of the queen's death except E4 which refuses to interrupt reruns of the big bang theory

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Do you think love can bloom.... Even on a battlefield?

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Thank you Sans undertale and Reigen Arataka for your service

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last night i had a dream that i told a joke that was so funny it killed people. I woke up after killing someone with it and in my tired stupor, rushed to write it down before I forgot it or fell back asleep. I just checked and this is what i wrote down