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every character in sonic adventure 2 has 5 levels
except
sonic and shadow
sonic has 6, and shadow has 4
sonic took one of shadows levels
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Hand on hip, hip COCKED, diva-ed all the way up, ass too fat to be suffering like this like why do bad things happen to badder bitches
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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
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how would you know if dunmeshis recipes were trash. monsters dont real
because there are 10 trillion cooking based dungeon crawler manga with recipes that aren't trash. Average dunmesh recipe:
80mg glipgorps
4 pahtaytoie (potato but fantasy)
beebeebees (as desired)
medicinal herbs (as desired)
flavorings (as desired)
Salt (if you must)
DIRECTIONS
put it inna bowl.
Use whatever almost killed us this week to cook.
Serves 6.
Followed by that inconsistent and stupid nutritional pentagon. There's a reason the manga stops doing them after a while, she is clearly not into it. You guys have never read cooking manga though, so you're like ehooooahhh🤯🤯 😋 just like ghibli 🤤

Look at that treasure bug jam recipe. Sugar dot dot dot if needed. For jam. Sugar if you feel like it. No pressure. No pectin either but more importantly no sugar or sugar alternative. Just bugs mixed with water. That's jam.
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Musicals are time loops. Every night, the same thing happens except for a few minor differences. It always ends the same. If you want the characters to do something different or to make better choices, too bad. The actors are bound by the script and the score. The only way for the time loop to end is for the show to close. But you (the audience) don't want the show to close, nor do the actors who would like to be employed. It's a lose/lose situation. For the actors, audience, technicians, and for the characters, who are forever stuck in the same stretch of time.
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gratuitous gideon nav biceps in cutoff tank when she has canonically never been sleeveless is the breasting boobily of the tlt fandom. rabid dykes all of you. I shall reblog as usual
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it issss lmao

is this the shopkeeper vixen from wakfu 😭
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is this the shopkeeper vixen from wakfu 😭
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“It’s weed day” “it’s easter” well it’s bakugo’s birthday too and I see no one posting about that 😑❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
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