Allison but you can call me Ember🔥👻 | 34 | she/her | Twitter & IG: @ember_phantom | You know what it is Bitch | Grab a bucket and a mop 'cause I'm a Mess™
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911 is such a mutual in law show. i go look at a mutual in laws blog that im interested in and 3 posts down its 911. all my mutuals are always talking about their mutuals getting into 911. 6 degrees of seperation but its 911 watchers and tumblr users
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rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age
#younger#no one ever thinks i'm 34#i get mistaken for like anywhere from 12-22 and i wish i was joking#someone at my friends wedding thought I was the flower girl#ALL BC IM FUCKING SHORT AS HELL
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nothing like a tumblr ship poll to make u confront the fact that we are all on our own unique journeys. some of us with no compass or map
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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?
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The Side Job (S03E10) LEVERAGE: REDEMPTION (2021—)
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mac and dennis in the season 17 trailer
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Timothy Olyphant as Cobb Vanth DISNEY GALLERY: THE MANDALORIAN Making of 2x01 “The Marshal”
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I think he's going to surpass Season 8 levels of Manic Dennis...
#oh i need him in ways that are concerning to the government#like mac move out the way gay boy#den ren
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Here is the Season 17 trailer (I screenrecorded on my laptop so the audio is kinda ass but it's better than nothing since they aren't posting it anywhere lol)
#honestly we're so fucking back no one has ever been more back#this season literally has such like pre-season 13 vibes#like they look like they actually had a budget to make things look more like their show if that makes sense#like this doesn't look phoned in at all.#i'm so fucking excited
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All the s17 Sunny promos that are focusing on Frank being the Golden Bachelor and him finding love...like...not to be delusional but remember the last time we had a Frank-centric episode and they ended up just shoving in an entire, insane, MacDennis B-plot while at the same time basically confirming Bi-Dennis? HAhah that's WILD I'm sure that means nothing. ANYWAY.
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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times
#thinking about this one author who wrote the best ghoap fic i have ever read in my life#and all their other works were fuckin MHA and anime stuff#like i....#those weebs were eating so good lemme tell you#bc to this day thats the best ghoap fic ive read and you're wasting your other talent on bakudeku?#no tea no shade but HOW
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i’m imploring you bro!! dude i fucking beseech thee!!!
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My favorite thing about It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is that they never let you go too long without thinking about gay sex.
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