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Dooflene if they were kids.

Charlene would poke Heinz’s face with her magic wand, surprised to find that the lawn gnome right next to her is actually a little boy.

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a continuation to previous post

pnf revival challenge day 21: Invention!

Hosted by @howtonerdoutovereverything! ✨

She tried. Anyway does this even count, it literally came to me few seconds after I posted the prev one ncnvhcjdj

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Pigeon attempts to court falcon

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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

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Since yesterday I’ve watched like 4 episodes of Phineas and Ferb, but already posted like 7 blocks of text to my Instagram close friends story about like how much I love it, and the little details i love about Phineas and ferb’s relationship. They’re the sweetest. Part of me wants to go on and on about it here too

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I think I’m so funny

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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°°」 <-ferb fletcher

¨> <-phineas flynn

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Movie night (from 2021)

All my notifs is my Bujeet art rn (thank you for the love!!) so I thought I should repost some old art that was only on my IG!

These guys….

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As someone who started on pinterest, I can confirm this.

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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I actually love this

You know what, Linda might not have even had a first husband. She could have been an absolute boss with all her disposable LINDANA cash and a wish to start a new chapter in life, and gone directly to a sperm bank. She wants to live out a new dream as a domestic mother? Well lets get right on that, Linda. That dream doesn't necessarily call for a husband, and who wants to go through the rigamarole of dating when she could start her own family right away? Dating for the sole purpose of having kids eventually is kinda contrived and takes too long, anyway.

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i love these losers so much im sorry

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polyhändel.. oh yea….

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Holy shit! I'm not the only one who has dps and wwdits brainrot at the same time?

i hold nandor and todd anderson at the same place in my heart. i cant explain this but i love them both equally