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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

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i will teach you modern ways, old man

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i'm watching a Deltarune LP in Japanese and found out that Tenna has a cute quirk where he ends a lot of his sentences with でしょう ("deshou") but he combines it with SHOW in English ("でSHOW" or "deSHOW")

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there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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distraction

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this is what Homer Simpson’s forearm tattoos said in the dream I had the other day, and I woke up with a jaunty carribean tune in my head.

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I LOVE TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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originally just thought it’d be funny since spamton references the ketchup kids and then tenna mentions having kids(he is very likely probably just lying(or talking about pipis)) but i think they’re cutes

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This is funny coming from Reddit

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nothing will keep this doctor away:

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