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THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS ONE OF THE MOST OPPRESSIVE INSTITUTIONS IN HISTORY. dont draw their anime girl do not draw the fucking missionary gijinka omfggg

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pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

and a merry boop to all <3

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Happy Halloween, Stranger 👋🏼🎃🍂

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FELT IS THE WARMEST PLACE TO HIDE

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We call it kirkwall fashion

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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the message function in fromsoft games is so unparalleled. the way there’s no word for turtle in the in-game dictionary in elden ring so every turtle will have about three messages around it reading “dog!” “time for dog!” “dog here!”. the statue of radagon in rennala’s epic divorce shrine being peppered with messages calling him a traitorous cunt. the way game advice ranges from helpful to genuinely malicious, with like 90% of messages trying to trick you into killing yourself by jumping off a cliff and the other 10% telling you those people are lying. no one is doing it like them.

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this is some sort of mood

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LUNCHLY DISCONTINUED

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a collection

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wait am i reading this right. google's AI is trained on reporting about how bad it is. which means....

(from the verge)

trolling is back babey! awooga! time to post that bitcoin is crashing enough times until it actually does

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this tweet. but for tumblr

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just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

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