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Reminder! Animal packers no matter how realistic aren't promoting harmful zoophilic practices and don't count as beastiality. A human being sexual with a therian, whether they're using a realistic animal toy of some kind or not is not 'making someone into a zoophile' or beastiality. Drop it and leave it alone. Other people's dysphoria relief and/or sex lives don't concern you.

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Some people hate universal healthcare, in which everyone pays and everyone has healthcare.

They prefer private healthcare, in which everyone pays for rich people's profit and everyone may or may not have healthcare depending on whether it's profitable to deny their claim.

If you're one of those people and you end up stuck in a "tyrannical" society that has universal healthcare, there's a solution. Just set aside the money you'd contribute to rich people's profits, and give it to your favorite rich person. And to simulate your coverage being denied, just roll a dice like you're playing Dungeons And Dragons. If you roll a 1, you accept all the care that's provided to you. If you roll a 2, you refuse the care as if it was denied and you die. If you roll a 3, you accept only a small amount of the care that's provided. If you roll a 4, you accept a different small amount of the care.

And you can still do that even if universal healthcare becomes reality. Your fantasy of paying for rich people's profits and having to gamble on whether you'd have coverage can still happen.

Of course, there's another explanation. Maybe you just enjoy watching others suffer. You want people to die from not being able to afford healthcare or from having their claim denied, so you can feel superior to them.

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i can’t believe this needs repeating BUT: if a girl posts nsfw content, spicy content, whatever she pleases- she still deserves your respect.

Don’t be a creep.

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MINORS CAN KINDLY GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE. THIS PAGE IS 18+

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I'm just obsessed with the idea of a soothing sadist, something that will force me to do whatever they want but understand that I'm just a pathetic pet that needs comfort.

I want to whine and whimper, telling them that I can't take, that it's too much, it won't fit. Just to have them cooing at me, hugging my distressed body and being like "shhh I know puppy, I know, deep breaths, you can take, it's okay".

Want to cling to then and beg to stop just to receive an "oh no no no, it's happening baby it's happening and you can take it, that's it, relax for me. I know I know, but it's going to happen puppy"

Want them to also be a bit sarcastic, when I start whining saying that it's going to hurt, want them to chuckle at me "yes it's going to hurt, but I'm here for you, don't worry. Yes puppy it is going to hurt, deep breaths don't panic, I'm just being honest. Good boy, let's do it"

I want that confusion sensation, they're hurting me, making me miserable, but they're also my only source of comfort, I need them! Want to hug and cling to someone that wants to hurt me, it's going to hurt me and it's being sweet about it.

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if you’re not into some dumb embarrassing shit you’re not living your truth

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reblog to make both your and previous blog's boobs grow 🩷

boobs boobs boobs

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'I asked chat GPT-'

oh did you? You asked something that steals shit to lie to you about a subject? And you just tell me this like I care to know what it said? Like I wanted to know its opinion? I regularly ask my cat Cheesey Gordita Crunch about many subjects and I think I trust his judgement more than whatever bullshit ur shitty algorithm spat out

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🌈 Big Gay News, Digital Pride is back! 🌈

We've been hosting It Gets Better: A Digital Pride Experience for LGBTQ+ youth since 2020, because:

Not everyone has a local, in-person Pride celebration.

Not everyone feels comfortable or safe being out and open in public.

LGBTQ+ youth can't always access in-person Pride resources or IRL community.

This year, we're spotlighting a lineup of streamers, gamers, and creators on Twitch who are using their platforms to support LGBTQ+ youth with their communities and raise funds for It Gets Better.

From charity relay streams spanning tournaments to queer proms, activations with longtime brand partners, and our closing Chosen Family livestream packed with gift exchanges, GRWMs, and real talk about allyship and activism — we hope this encourages y'all to speak out and support LGBTQ+ youth with us in the online spaces they already call home.

We'll be updating our IG with stream schedules and updates all throughout the month so you can join the celebrations live, so follow us there and on Twitch!

Learn more here as we update the stream schedule.

See y'all in chat. 💜

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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

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*grabs your hands and speaks to you in a tone that is so gentle* they/them pronouns stop being universal once you learn a person's pronouns. Sometimes that person's pronouns will include they/them and in that specific case you are allowed to keep using those pronouns for that person. In any case where you learn a persons pronouns and that person doesn't use they/them, you should no longer use those pronouns for that person. If you continue to use they/them pronouns knowing that person doesn't use them, you are now misgendering that person. Kindly stop doing that please. Thank you, I love you.

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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Absolutely fucking love when my partner sys calls mine boobs, op is literally insane

grown men who say boobs or boobies need to be taken out back and put down like old yeller 

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thank you Canada 🇨🇦

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“let’s see how many fingers you can take”, “shh, shh, I know it hurts but you can take it”, “keep crying, just don’t close your legs”, “if you pass out I’ll go harder”. I just… 🥵🥵 yes please