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.ᐟ how do i look?

k.bakugou, i.midoriya, e.kirishima, d.kaminari, h.sero, h.shinso

when you need advice on your new outfit

a/n: this may or may not be self indulgent because i tried a dress on today and stared in the mirror just contemplating for so long

⇉ k.b. i.m. e.k. ⇇

⇉ d.k. h.sero. h.s. ⇇

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Peak babygirl rizz👑🐍

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RadioApple in the buildiiiing

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I need this duo🦌🍎

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Hi,

It’s your friendly neighbor fanfic author here. In the light of this apparent new trend of people feeding unfinished fics to AI to get an “ending,” and some people even talking about “blanket permissions,” let me just say this:

I EXPLICITLY FORBID ANYONE TO FEED MY FICS TO AI. DUDE, THAT IS ABOUT THE LEAST RESPECTFUL THING YOU CAN DO. IF YOU DO IT, SHALL YOU BE EXCOMMUNICATED FROM YOUR FANDOM AND WALK ON LEGOS BAREFOOT TILL THE END OF DAYS.

That is my anti-permission.

Thank you for your attention.

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some kenma headcanons i have

tw; none that i can think of but am open to changing if necessary just send me an ask. :)

a/n: not edited definitely grammatical errors but i'm lazy and don't care :D

kenmas main love language is gift giving.

he definitely gets you your own gaming setup that’s the same as his, but it’s themed after your favorite things and colors.

Do you need one with that much top-of-the-line equipment if you’re just a casual gamer? no absolutely not, and he knows this, but he knows it’s some of the best equipment and that’s why he got it

he also gifts you new games on things like steam without even asking, you’ll just get on and see an inbox full of games or add on's he gifted you.

kuroo jokingly calls him your sugar daddy

if you ever ask why or express that you don’t think you’re worthy of all of his gifts he’s actually so confused cause he’s just so in love with you that the idea that you don’t deserve the best is actually impossible to him 

he also expresses how he’s so thankful for you cause he’s not stupid, he knows being with him can’t be easy cause he’s always so busy and there’s times where he has no time to spend with you even though he always does his best to give you as much time or attention as he can

he’s always ready to drop whatever he’s doing if you need him though, no matter if he’s streaming or in a meeting for his company he’ll always come when you need him.

he’s definitely the type to remember everything, even if you don’t think he’s listening.

if you come to tell him something while he’s gaming, he’ll specifically turn the volume down so he can hear you better, he’d even go as far as to mute who he’s playing with if they get too loud or distracting. 

definitely the type of boyfriend where he thinks you look beautiful/handsome no matter what, even when you first wake up with bed head, morning breath and the lines from the pillowcase on your cheek.

takes off your birthday/anniversary every year, no matter what, if it falls on one of his streaming days, he’ll tweet to his fans that the stream is being moved, he mentions why and won’t even apologize cause his fans know by know that you come first always, and its fine cause they love you. if there’s a meeting that way, he has them either reschedule it or leaves it up to someone he trusts to act in his place.

has a bunch of candid photos of you, ones where you know he’s taking pictures of you as well but there’s just something about candid pictures that make his heart clench, and when i say a bunch, i mean a bunch, if anyone sends him any they're being saved.

his lock-screen and home screen are both photos of you, his password is either your birthday or your anniversary. 

his lap is always open to you if you want to sit and cuddle or chat, even if he’s streaming, he’ll gently kiss your temple and whisper asking if you’d like him to log off, and he knows when your no is genuine and when you’re just saying no because you don’t want to upset anyone.

he’s quick to shut down rumors that you’re controlling, manipulating or abusing him in any way, assuring his fans that everything he does for you he does of his own volition. 

“Kodzuken is a simp” starts trending after that, you and kuroo make jokes about it cause, people just now realized? he doesn’t care though, he’s so i love with you he’d do anything for you.

if he’s ever drained, he’ll absolutely just find you and either plop down next to you and cuddle up if you’re sitting or lying down or if you’re standing just come and hug you before nuzzling his face into you.

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suna rintarou who becomes addicted to kissing you after you take his first.

every study date turns into a make out session. every movie night ends with your tongues intertwined. every time his team wins a match your lips are the first thing he seeks out as a reward.

he’s not really sure what it is, but something about having you so close to him is just so comforting. him knowing that he is the only one that gets to feel you like this puts him to sleep every night with a sappy grin on his face, the same grin you get to see when he pulls away from your spit laced lips.

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12:18 AM — s. manjiro

mikey is curled up beside you, snuggling in your warmth. you card your fingers through his soft hair and admire how adorable he looks for a moment, then stand up to fetch him a blanket. his fingers tug on your shirt, however, and you glance back at him. “don’t leave…” he mumbles, his words slurred and quiet. you pause and stare at him for a moment. his half-lidded eyes stare back at you. you sigh softly and sit back down, pulling his head onto your lap. maybe your jacket will just have to do instead.

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may fuck around and make this just my simp blog and include ramblings for mine stranger things cause i’m currently hyperfixating on Eddie from s.4

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Gross idea to elaborate on: you and kakashi have a disgusting convo about what he reads and has learned in icha icha

bro but why would he want to act out scenes from it like????

you aren’t about to fuck me with your thumb in my ass but like also 👀

maybe you can that seems nice and he’s figured out how to fuck you good enough you see stars solely from reading icha icha and you’re kinda impressed but also you pervert get away

but also don’t go because give me fucking 2000 kids you sliver haired asshole fuck

This doesn’t make any sense but I don’t even be caring because FUCK RUIN MY LIFE

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Okokok so Neji getting a stiffy in public worst timing and then taking you to the public bathroom and fucking ya brains out but all hush hush because I don't think he's the kind of guy to rail you in public and like have a kink for it but idk could be mistaken

okay but he was raised so conservative but he meets you an his brain just goes into over drive because you always look impossibly good and he would do anything for you

Including bending you over the sink or some grimy bathroom because he caught a glimpse of your ass in his favorite underwear and he’s just holding your chin and making you watch your eyes roll back into your skull bedside this is what you planned when you put them on, right

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sex with an injured after a mission yet insistent levi ackerman

bro I would do anything for him

like riding him all slow because you’re worried about busting his stitches but he doesn’t give a shit man ride him fuckin right before he takes over and ruins your life

and you just slowly lose your pace because you’re so close to cumming you can taste it so he just rocks his hips into yours hard enough you see god and fuccckkk

i would kill all the titans for this little man to spit in my tea

fuck I’m so tall compared to him but FUCK ME MAN I LOVE SHORT MEN YOU KNOW HIS DICK IS BIG I COULD DIE

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give us more levi PLEASE I BEG UU

imagine fucking him after all the kenny stuff he'd be so rough that you definitely wouldn't be able to walk or exist for solid 2-3 business days

bro him with a black eye and all rumpled just fucking you so hard you can’t feel your toes FUJKKKKK

i will write 300 things about Levi just ruining your life you just wait till I’m sober enough to keep one thought because I’ll get you

I got you man fuck

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Nah cause I need some thoughts on a needy Kakashi 😭😭

Bro he just came home from a mission and he needs you to touch him because he has to make sure he can still feel after that so he’s just pleading for you to touch him the way he knows only you can.

He just needs you now more than ever and you are more than happy to comply and just do whatever he asks because he looks so small under your gaze and fuck you would do anything to make him feel better and forget so you leave marks on his throat in the shape of your mouth an kiss every part of him.

ahhhhhkkehrke

I would do anything fuck

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Would love to hear your ramblings on Kankuro finding out that his usually strong S/O is submissive and exactly how he would take FULL advantage of that

bro kankuro is such a beefy asshole

he would love that because it’s like your little secret that you’re such a whore for his cock and FRICK I WOULD DO WEIRD SHIT FOR HIM

like you’re threatening someone and all he is thinking about is how you were crying for him to fuck you last night and if you move the right way he is sure they can see the marks he left on your throat and that’s SO HOT SQJEOKRNR

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does Ran Haitani need a dog? i can bark real good or meow if he wants a cat, i would do anything this man asked and his wednesday addams lookin ass