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Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

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They should make food for men

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now seems like a really good time to post this again, rip trevor

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I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

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good evening to this guy

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me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

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physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

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honestly? good for d.b. cooper

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anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were