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saw an opinion i disagreed with and didn’t say anything about it. +350XP
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god fell out of heaven yesterday and we all started making fun of him bc the corpse is only like 5'3''
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emily-prentits · 3 hours
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jesus no
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emily-prentits · 3 hours
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saw a post that's like "writers have a vibe and write a multichap off of that one feeling" desperation is that for revenge. the feeling of we will never have enough time but i have you in my arms, and maybe that's enough. of your husband is somewhere on this same floor, but dear god if you don't kiss me again i might die. of the way your eyes follow me from across the room. of knowing that the only possible way for this to come out is exploding but hey, i love the way your hair falls on your shoulders and the way your nose scrunches when you laugh. of you've known my worst, and you're still here. (why are you still here?) and suddenly it's not about desperation but love's survival even in the most inopportune places. i'm sick over it.
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Ars Poetica in Which the Poet is Not a Cockroach, Jason Myers
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emily-prentits · 3 hours
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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.
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emily-prentits · 16 hours
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emily-prentits · 16 hours
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The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party
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emily-prentits · 17 hours
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I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.
I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)
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emily-prentits · 17 hours
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saw a post that's like "writers have a vibe and write a multichap off of that one feeling" desperation is that for revenge. the feeling of we will never have enough time but i have you in my arms, and maybe that's enough. of your husband is somewhere on this same floor, but dear god if you don't kiss me again i might die. of the way your eyes follow me from across the room. of knowing that the only possible way for this to come out is exploding but hey, i love the way your hair falls on your shoulders and the way your nose scrunches when you laugh. of you've known my worst, and you're still here. (why are you still here?) and suddenly it's not about desperation but love's survival even in the most inopportune places. i'm sick over it.
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emily-prentits · 18 hours
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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
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im a perfectly capable writer what do you mean
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emily-prentits · 23 hours
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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
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irina derevko milf hour
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And at that moment I was sure of one thing: I couldn’t be an agent and a mother. I’d either fail at one or both. And I chose to fail at being a mother. In time you’ll learn. You can’t do both.
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