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Things I don’t understand at the ripe young age of 29.

Being a Youtube celebrity. I’m not throwing shade, BTW, I am just v. v. unclear as to how someone can become a millionaire and have a boatload of fans just by uploading videos of themselves talking about their day. I guess teenagers consume media differently now and this is their version of going home after school and watching reruns of Saved By The Bell? It’s unnerving to not be able to comprehend the popularity of something so massive. I consider my finger to be on the motherfuckin’ pulse. I am modern as fook! Still, when it comes to Youtube phenoms, I’m in the #dark.

Note: Even though I’m confused, I STAND for Tyler Oakley. Homegirl has put his money where his vlog is and raised so much fucking $$$ for Trevor Project. Anyone that thinks he’s problematic for the gay community needs to stop blogging and actually HELP the gay community they’re sooooo desperado to protect.

Snapchat. Look, I’ll be honest: I joined Snapchat two years ago just so fans could send me nudes. At the time I was celibate and had misplaced my sex drive inside a Honeybaked Ham. I was overweight and undersexed and Snapchat gave me a tiny glimmer of hope. After I got a boyfriend and started having sex the old-fashioned way, I deleted it but today, I logged in out of boredom and discovered that people actually document their entire lives on Snapchat! People I….love….and respect! It took me twenty minutes to figure out how to make a video, no JK, and then I sent it to people I didn’t know and got a ton of snaps back (no nudes, unfortch.) I don’t know. The whole process just made me feel dizzy.

Vaping. Apparently my 13-year-old brother is AT WAR with my parents because they won’t let his friends come over and vape. And it’s, like, hon? Do you know what I was doing at 13? Recording Dawson’s Creek on VHS tapes and making my hairstylist dye my hair a shade of Lil’ Kim platinum blonde! Kids today….

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I am not saying I am Superman. I am just saying that nobody has ever seen me and Superman in a room together 😎

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If you date me, you’re dating my loud laugh. You’re dating my constant nervousness. You’re dating my happiness for little things like flowers or drawings of dogs. My 2 AM sadness. My once a month period pains. My overwhelming thoughts that make me panic. If you date me, you’re dating everything about me. And if you can’t deal with everything about me, don’t even bother.

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How to Pack Luggage?

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one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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Just a reminder

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My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you’re never around assholes. That’s the two things to really fight for in life.

John Waters (via mrgolightly)

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Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.

This is it 🙏❤️ (via nicolezai)

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VALENTINO Pre-Fall 2015 — Galaxy details