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Congratulations on another good run!

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You can pry Bucket Hat Lullah out of my cold dead hands

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Twitch was glitching in the perfect way

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okay but philza showing tommy’s philza ‘fanart’ on stream has the same energy as a dad hanging their kids painting up on the fridge

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First to touch the bin loses

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Cartoon Network:

Tell the Whole Story | The Crystal Gems Say Be Anti-Racist

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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

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back in the day, “Tolkien fan/author self-insert gets transported into Middle Earth and must use their encyclopedic knowledge of The Lord of the Rings to navigate the world and help the characters survive” was a popular fanfic premise.

I would like to read a story about a modern human who gets transported into an epic fantasy world that they were once a huge fan of, but they haven’t read the source material in twenty-five years and now only vaguely recall a handful of plot points and their attempts to use their pseudo-prescient knowledge of story events is actively unhelpful. 

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in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

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I think the fundamentals to then Ed-Roy dynamic is that Roy sees Ed as an teenager with nukes for hands who has to be VERY CAREFULLY AIMED and Ed sees Roy as decorative.

fghjk this is funny because

1. when mustang takes ed to the exam, the only thing he knows about this kid is that he’s committed a gruesome, disfiguring, extremely alchemically challenging felony

2. mustang has NO IDEA what ed’s gonna do. none. he has no fucking conversation with this kid, no plan for if this tiny child just freezes up on the stage and starts crying or whatever in front of the president because again, HE’S TWELVE

3. mustang @ ed: lmao just do whatever. i dont care

4. ed: [does whatever for 5 years]

5. mustang, continually: lmao fucking wild. Y’all see that? crazy. what a kid! Anyway nobody look at what I’m doing over here 

in conclusion mustang’s like “This is a teenager with nukes for hands. Here, kid, have a million dollars and no fucking supervision! God love ya. That should keep the military occupied for a while” 

and it’s so fucking great

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Coming into a fandom late

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shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.

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i lov them

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I keep telling kids at work they can read manga and watch anime for free online and they’re like “but that’s illegal” and I’m like. Trying to find a way to tell them that it doesn’t matter without being a bad influence