ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING | 1x04 THE STING
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every day i wake up and drink my silly little coffee while God eats my heart like a pomegranate in front of me
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my fatal flaw is not being able to contain my disgust when i see a man spitting on the ground and it’s gonna get me murdered
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sorry if u dont think im funny but that’s not my problem my target audience (me) has already been met
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um actually all of my ravenous hounds are girls so if you don’t let them shred you to pieces you’re opposing feminism
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eve was a girlboss for eating that fruit. adam was a himbo for doing what his wife said. i will not elaborate
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“Macbeth: We’ll surely go to Hell for this. Lady Macbeth: And when do, we’ll rule that too.”
— Shakespeare (via: poetic-sanctum)
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imagine being loved by me (threat)
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If we don’t talk anymore it was you, not me...respectfully
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