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I regret to inform you that those are all male guinea pigs and you are observing their balls

I forgot that guinea pigs had little butt cracks

pfft just look at them

theyre tiny butt cracks

oh my goodness

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WE MET THE DOCTOR! Jodie Whittaker was so so lovely. 😍 Kudos to my sister for being cool while I was totally freaking out.

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me: hello small friend please cure my anxiety

guinea pig: squeak PPPPbbbRrrr sqik

me: thanks

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I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

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Midas looking handsome this 2k17

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Me without deadlines: I love science I can’t wait to do a masters and a phd in the thing that I love and- Me with deadlines: I hate science the language they use in writing papers is so fake nobody talks like this every paper is just a copy of another paper I’m just going to drop out and mow lawns

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me while at uni: walks around alone down dimly lit side streets in the middle of a city at 2am, feels completely safe + without fear

me when i think i see something move in the garden while i’m getting a glass of water at 2am in my quiet suburban home:

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masterdateing:

masterdateing:

there is a knocking at my window i wonder if it is a boy come to confess his love for me

it is a confused bird

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beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

gettin comfy

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I log into the tumbler

I make the joak

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via guineapigture

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I can’t believe a HP movie came out last night and I didn’t even try to see it or care when I will see it wtf

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ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted

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So from all of us to all of you,

Happy October 19th!

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me: has had 2 good days in a row

my brain: It’s Time

me: for what

my brain: It’s Time