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@mrblaineanders: @emsterling really depends where about in USA you are but unfortunately San Fran doesn't get snow, BUT it doesn't stop anyone from having a magical white Christmas

@mrblaineanders: I heard England can be quite miserable when really cold though

@emsterling @mrblaineanders How does one have a magical white Christmas without snow? I'm confused.

@emsterling @mrblaineanders Oh I don't mind clouds and grey skies. So long as there's no sun and no heat! 👌🏻

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@roorooclars: @emsterling THAT'S WHITE SUPREMACY. WHY CANT THERE BE BROWN CHRISTMAS OR BLACK CHRISTMAS OR SMTH

@roorooclars: @emsterling *totally kidding btw

@emsterling: @roorooclars In today's society, I wouldn't be surprise if someone literally said that. Everyone is so sensitive now days.

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@mrblaineanders: You definitely should! America is magical during the festive seasons.

@emsterling: @mrblaineanders Do those wonderful Christmas movies do it any justice? As a kid I remember always wishing we could have snow for Christmas.

@emsterling: @mrblaineanders Instead we have heat. I really don't like the heat. Shoulda been born in England.

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@emsterling: I'm starting to think I might want to spend a little more time in America than I'd first anticipated! White Christmas anyone?

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I know the feeling. I choose not to immerse myself in anything media or politics. It’s all propaganda. Australia and its politics are a disgrace. Did you know that in one year we had a total of three different Prime Ministers? We went to the polls and voted for one guy whose party wound up stabbing him in the back to get in office. The backstabber was female and she took over office for a little while until she too was stabbed in the back by another politician. Now there’s a guy running the country who thinks he’s ‘one of the people’ and just.... yeah. I don’t understand and never will. I can’t wait till our next vote in July this year! Total sarcasm by the way. It’s a complete waste of time voting for someone who will no doubt be overthrown by their own party a few months after being elected. 

Do you know what I hate more than anything? Politics. I may joke about it sometimes, but damn, it seems like the entire world is involved with this year’s election. Even fifteen year old kids who aren’t exactly old enough to vote are involved. Trump is a joke. Sanders is a birdie lover. Cruz has something against sex toys. Clinton wears some weird suit jackets. This election is actually Saturday Night Live without the laughs heard from the distance. Maybe I should run in 20/20, because I guess anyone can run now.

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You’ve got to be kidding me?! I hope she didn’t own anything to pricey, because I don’t exactly think that damn spider’s gonna have insurance details and will consider himself at fault. 

More than likely. Though consider yourself lucky it wasn’t in your car crawling over your roof as you drove. Happened to me one day. I screamed and nearly crashed the car fun times!

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More than likely. Though consider yourself lucky it wasn't in your car crawling over your roof as you drove. Happened to me one day. I screamed and nearly crashed the car fun times!

You forget to mention that the plotting of revenge more than likely includes millions of little baby spiders! You’d think growing up in Australia that I would be somewhat immune to spiders, but nope. Those furry little bastards are one of my biggest fears!

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It's about time! Back in Oz they've just introduced all day breakfast. It's totally the best thing ever! Their hotcakes are my favourite and now I can have them for dinner. Is that a thing here?

McDonalds is gonna do the all-you-can-eat fries. COUNT ME IN. They clearly underestimate their customers. ESPECIALLY ME. Because, I’m gonna eat as many fries as I can each time. Someone drive me to St. Joseph in Missouri in July; that’s where they’re gonna do this first. 

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Perhaps you should just tell them that it's none of their business. Sexuality doesn't define you and you don't have to explain yourself.

I hate it when people ask me what is my sexuality because I have to explain that everyone is just so hot!! 

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You forget to mention that the plotting of revenge more than likely includes millions of little baby spiders! You'd think growing up in Australia that I would be somewhat immune to spiders, but nope. Those furry little bastards are one of my biggest fears!

Whenever I vacuum up a spider - there’s always a gnawing fear that he survived, has been angered, and is plotting his escape and revenge. 

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Trying to look out for them, or trying to look at them in teenie, tiny items of clothing? Less is definitely not more. Less is less. Ladies need to be a little more conservative than they are currently. Gotta leave a little something to the imagination. You don’t want every guy up in your business before they even know your name. It’s just too much. 

A bunch of girls are sending me their Coachella outfits to see if I approve or not. Now, I’m no fashion mogul, but I do have some advice. Less is more, ladies. At least, when it comes to music festivals. See, I’m just trying to look out for them. It’s going to be hot there, so there’s really no need to be all covered up~

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I don’t know if either would really win. Wouldn’t the flying hippo just up and fly away if the shark got too close? Then again, the hippo would probably be too lazy to fly. It would also depend on where the battle were to be fought... ocean, land or water hole. One of the animals would have some kind of advantage. I think it’d be too close to call. 

After a heated debate with an old friend, we have yet to come to a conclusion on this matter: If you put a shark and a flying hippo in a fight, who would win?

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PM: With me, I'm helping her pick out a car.

[PM]: Oh okay. Well.. I guess if you give me your address I can come by? Unless you guys wanna go somewhere a bit more public? I know how people are with meeting strangers with the world the way it is at the moment.

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PM: I don't know who is weirder, you or me.

[PM]: Probably me. 

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SNEAK OUT: EM + BLAINE

Blaine: didn't know what she wanted to tell him but he could tell this was something that meant a lot to her as she seemed completely off character. He caressed her cheek gently so she knew that he was there for her and he didn't say a word as he knew admitting something can be difficult. As she began to speak, he raised his brow at first before his eyes went wide slightly at her admission, Blaine knew the stories that went around with Emmerson and she admitted herself that she has had sex before. But hearing her admit it was a lie that she is actually a virgin, it made his heart leap and he knew he needed to do something, so he kissed her lips gently and when he pulled back, their lips barely touching "I would never judge you for something like this Em, we don't have to do anything but I would be honored to be your first" he kissed her cheek gently, offering any kind of comfort she needed.

Emmerson: Her eyes still closed, Em felt herself smile. It was nice to know that he wasn't like other guys, guys who'd force themselves onto a girl just to get what they wanted. At the touch of Blaine's lips on her cheek, Emmerson felt her body tingle. Leaning in for yet another kiss, she moaned ever so quietly, enjoying the way he kissed her, allowing herself to disappear within the kiss. It didn't take long until she was laying on her back, Blaine's strong body on top of hers. She liked the way everything he was doing to her felt and she didn't want it to end. When he attempted to pull back, Em lifted her body, her lips finding his once more. As she kissed him, she whispered into his lips "I want tonight to be the night". To ensure that Blaine knew that this was exactly what she wanted, she fumbled her hands between the two of them, her fingers finding his jean button and undoing his fly. Arching her back as he kissed her neck, the sensation causing her body to tremble beneath him, she opened her eyes long enough to look into his. "Blaine, I want you" she muttered before closing her eyes, her body overcome by feelings she didn't quite understand. She could feel his erection pressing into her and all it did was make her more excited. Here in this moment, she now knew why everyone she ever knew spent so much time talking about sex. Her toes were curling and her body was in a state of bliss. She never wanted this moment to end.

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SNEAK OUT [PEN PALS]: EM + RUSS

Russell: found himself blushing at Emmerson's compliment, his hand finding it's way to the back of his neck. If he was going to throw them out he supposed he was going to have to take them as they came. Brad Pitt, though? That was stretching things, surely. At least he seemed to redirect the attention away from his sadness. The last thing he wanted to do was ruin her night after she got him all the way out there. "As opposed t' th' ground withou' dirt?" he teased, trying to make his tone as light as he could as he made his way to the stones, "All o' it's better than detention, though, righ'?" He gave her a look, then, the ghost of a smile teasing his lips. "Yes, ye introduced yerself already lass. Is everythin' alrigh'?"

Emmerson: "Jees... did I? I am the worst when it comes to meeting new people. Like seriously". Feeling her cheeks glow an embarrassing shade of red, Em cleared her throat. "Things are fine. I mean... I'm meeting up with my kinda boyfriend later and it's the first time we've ever met... so I guess I'm a little nervous. Meeting you is a little nerve wracking too" she admitted, offering him a half smile. "How's school and stuff?" she questioned, taking a seat on the ground and crossing her legs. "You haven't been solemnly swearing you're up to no good and vanishing into thin air or anything, have you?" she teased.