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twilight but bella’s truck has this sticker on it

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a big fuckin mood I found on twitter

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Rewatching Twilight, and I realized that the human boys’ silliness is exaggerated to make vampire Edward seem so mysterious and cool in comparison. As a teenager, I fell for the trick, but now, I respect the appeal of Eric Yorkie, simply wanting to show me a cool worm that he found in the compost heap at the greenhouse.

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Emmett saw all the girls with Eos chapstick, assumed they were eggs, showed up the next day with enough eggs to prove he’s just like any other high schooler

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bella googling “cold one” and finding beer ads moodboard

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Bella after Edward asked her to marry him:

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Every time I watch the Twilight movies, I can't help but pay extra close attention to the random words where Robert Pattison's accent seeps through.

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Support awesome fan art! This artist's shop is so cool.

Here's an example of what she has for sale:

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finally, an email worth receiving

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wasnt renee’s excuse for not going to bella’s gradation that phil broke his leg or some shit?? bitch my dad broke his leg in five places one time but he’s a grown man so we left him at home sometimes wtf

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jacob at the end of new moon: bella wtf please don’t go to italy the volturi are literally going to kill you???

bella:

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Carlisle and Aro from Twilight were married and their lives were like a sitcom. Aro was always going, "Oh Carlisle," in an exasperated voice and shooting a smile at the camera. No one seemed bothered by this.

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my favorite part of the twilight movie is how much screen time bella’s Nokia 7360 phone got

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Since you all were so desperate:

"If the town of Forks made memes" pt.2

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best scene in all five movies is bella telling edward to shut up

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*catches pencil mid-air as it rolls down the edge of the table*

me: as if you could outrun me