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whatever i'm feeling franz kafka already described a hundred years ago

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in tedros we trust.

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That took 30 years off my lifespan

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THE STADIUM SCREAMED FOR KÄÄRIJÄ THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY

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My main issue with Sweden winning honestly isn't even about the song, it's the fact that the professional jury consistently rewards non-offensive pop music and punishes entries that are even slightly out there. Sweden just happens to be very good at making non-offensive pop music, which is why they win the jury vote so often.

The problem with that is that it encourages countries to send in non-offensive pop music in order to appeal to the professional jury, most of which will be very mediocre and boring to watch. If the people didn't get a vote, we wouldn't see entries like Finland or Croatia, and that's bullshit! Those kinds of performances are what people watch eurovision for! Nobody wants to see a non-offensive pop music contest. We want originality! We want fun! We want the professional jury to go fuck themselves!

Anyway cha cha cha should have won and I will die on this hill

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united by music? no, united by hatred for the jury vote

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CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA

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loreen is like "this is thanks to you guys" NO IT ISNT ??? it's not you who got 376 points from the public honey wtf

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anyway. follow Käärijä on Spotify, check out his other stuff, send him a ❤️, drink a pina colada, paint your nails green, go to a sauna

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about to throw all of my ikea furniture out of the window, brb 

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who tf is sweden anyway

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abel is coming to europe soon and i’m telling y’all that they will need to call an ambulance for me the moment i hear “when i got on stage she swore i was 6 feet tall” 

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Paris, Texas (1984), dir. Wim Wenders

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"A burnt child loves the fire."

Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

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~ Emily Dickson