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"erm actually [character] wouldn't do that!! ☝️🤓"
i wake up to the sight of them laying besides me every morning. i know they like their coffee black with just one sugar packet. their calloused hands are soft against my cheeks and their lips taste like cherry wine in the evening. we watch the stars together and talk about our dreams every night before we fall asleep, embraced in each others arms. i know them better than the author does
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hey!!!! im sorry to bother you, but i would like to request some words of advice from you :)
i’ve realised that i may also be a yumeshipper myself, specifically eren yeager, and i was wondering if you could give me some tips, if any?? i see you and erwin as sort of parent/mentor figures so thats why i came to you for this 🥲
thank you so much for your time and sorry this was so long !! 💙💙
Aaaaw, I feel honored! And don't worry, you're not a bother! 🩷
The tips I can give you are:
If you start to self-ship/yume a character, never compare yourself to others
If you start to feel uncomfortable with someone that self-ships with the same character, it's better to block the one. We call them "dupes/doubles."
Your love is unique, you should always be yourself and not try to be like the other ones 💕
If your relationship just started, it is important to spent a lot of time together. Erwin and I spent so much time together until I felt 100% comfortable with him
If you own a figure or a plushie of your yume, take it outside with you! It's so much fun to do fun things together
Find moots that will be supportive of your relationship inside the self-ship/yume community
I hope I could be at least a little bit helpful! 🩷
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at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me
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OK I have a hard time telling who does and doesn’t like it so reblog this if you’re a selfshipper who is ok with getting anonymous f/o messages, notes, letters, greetings, etc in your inbox
(and to anyone who likes writing them, you can use this post to find people who enjoy accepting them)
#PLEASEEEEEEE I WANT SELFSHIP MOOTIES#this is a sideblog i cant follow from hereeeee#if i go through and rbspam your page thats me following
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“I use c.ai for roleplay bc real people don’t respond fast enough / don’t always have a schedule that aligns with mine!”
Weak.
Back in my day we dragged out one single scene in a roleplay for days bc both parties had lives to attend to and we didn’t complain.
We just picked up where we left off and added “((sorry I was busy))” to the end of the roleplay text.
Reject modernity, embrace tradition.
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propaganda I’m NOT falling for (AOT) :
Porco & pieck were not a couple
RBA hate
Annie hates Reiner & Bertholdt
Yeagerists
Gabi hate
Jean is a creep
Historia never reciprocated Ymir’s feelings
Eren never loved mikasa
Levi being cold to Reiner and Annie post rumbling or holding a grudge against them.
Reiner and Annie forget about Bertholdt eventually
#a true armin girlie never hates on annie🫵🫵#outside of my obvious armin bias Annie is my favourite character#second place is gabi this is a thorough no gabi hate tolerated blog🥀
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cumming is good but i kinda wish we didnt have war
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dreamt about a knight coming to you after a battle and getting on his knees in front of you and roaming his hands up your legs and smearing blood across your skin as he rests his cheek against your upper thigh. btw. additionally i would like to add taking his helmet off and hearing it rattle against the stone floor and running your hands through sweaty hair and praising him for protecting your kingdom. anyways.
#also super awesome if i think about armin just coming out of his titan...........#ouuuuuuuug hashtag needthat
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I love armin so much when he was being chased by the female titan his first response is Panic and then his second is to free the horse hes not riding so it can escape
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Imagine the scent of your F/O as you press your face into the crook of their neck to kiss them there; their soap, shampoo, perfumes and personal scent mingling together in a way that's uniquely theirs.
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caught ya! | ★ nerd!armin arlert x roommate!reader pt. 2

cw/pairing: nerdy armin, virgin armin, glasses armin, you're literally touching armin, he cums in his pants, masturbation, oral m!receiving, nsfw, perverted? roommate armin x reader, f!reader implied summary: you catch your roommate moaning your name during the act. now you're pulling out his cock in his bedroom.
part 1 here
"want me to help you out?"
armin swears if his face gets any redder, his body is going to combust. the itch in his pants is telling him to grab at the chance, to let you work your magic and ride him till his balls seize up from overstimulation.
but his conscience, his goddamn conscience, says he can't. you're his longtime friend, not to mention roommate, and doing things like this with you...he'd be an idiot to throw away your entire friendship for one night of fun.
...is what he says, but the moment your pretty little fingertips just graze against the tent in his pants, he caves.
he's putty.
he's putty, and you're on your knees, blinking up at him innocently with your cute, fluttery lashes, and he's struggling to hold himself up. he's leaning on his desk, palms gripping the wood as you poke and prod him playfully, unzipping his pants with glee.
the dreamiest sighs are leaving his throat, and he feels like all the power and self respect he's ever held for himself floats out of his body, through his balls, and into your hands.
his body temperature is rising so rapidly he swears he's going to get a nosebleed.
now, armin wouldn't call himself an inexperienced virgin. after all, the many, many times he pictured doing this with you in his head have to count for something, right?
but the stream of blood that starts dripping down his nose when you decide to shed your top, (revealing that you weren't wearing a bra), says otherwise.
he feels like your tits are bouncing in his face, and his cock strains impossibly harder against his slacks.
virgin! his body screams at him.
he's facepalming, groaning, hips stuttering as he mumbles incoherent curses, reaching for a tissue. it's almost a parody, maybe an ode to all those comedic pervert scenes in the anime he's been watching.
"okay, calm down," you say, not being able to wipe the stupid grin off your face as you laugh at his antics. "maybe you'd be more comfortable on the bed?"
with his back flat on the plush mattress and a soft pillow cradling his head, armin feels somewhat better. it feels like old times, when you guys would lie next to each other in the soft summer breeze. except now, you're topless, and his cock is out. and you're touching it.
god, you're touching it.
he has to cover his face with his palms out of sheer embarrassment.
you're palming his cock through his boxers, but the implication of skin against skin is driving him crazy. he can't help but buck his hips up every time you apply pressure to his sensitive area.
not only that, but it seems like your hands have some special effect that seem to set off all of his dick's nerves, 'cause the moment your index finger gives his hard-on a little squeeze, his fists are clenching—eyes squeeze shut, bottom lip pulled under his tooth hard enough to draw blood. with the tremors wracking his body and his hips bucking up into your hand like a wild animal...
...he cums.
he cums.
yes, he came. right in his pants.
now he's red in the face, chest heaving up and down while he wheezes like some mindless incel.
he can't believe this. his first sexual encounter, and he's panting and groaning like he just ran a marathon, when he's not even out of his boxers yet.
the darkening patch on his boxers has your jaw dropping, lashes fluttering in shock as you look at him incredulously.
of course, he's embarrassed. he turns impossibly redder, pushing your hand away with a, "don't look at me!" and covering his face with his elbow.
"armin, did you just cum?" you tease. "guess you really are a virgin."
"n-no!" he's swatting your curious hands away, which seek to reveal his face to you.
"don't be ashamed," you say, booping his nose. "it's natural."
it's not natural. he knows that, but he peeks through a gap in his fingers to ask anyways. "it is?"
"sure is." you assure. "and i bet...you can do it again."
he's bigger than you thought.
he's long and thin, pink and pretty. the precum leaking from the tip of his member is almost dreamlike; you're hesitant to touch. but you snap out of your daze, reaching out to smear the clear oozing liquid over the pretty, bulbous head. it’s already slightly damp and sensitive from his previous ejaculation. he hisses immediately at your touch, head shooting back into the pillow, mouth forming an "o" shape.
now you have him in your mouth, slurping on his cock like a popsicle. the lewd squelches of saliva on skin are causing his head to spin with lust, and he's nearly ripping the sheets off his bed with how tightly he's gripping the fabric. every stroke of your tongue is shooting pleasure up his spine, and he feels like he could erupt any second.
he doesn't want to cum. call it hubris, filthy pride, but he just can't bring himself to embarrassment in front of you for the second time today. but your mouth is so soft and squishy, and the plush of your lips on him feel like he’s ascending to the heavens.
"ah! fuck," he curses, tangling his fingers into your hair. you choke lightly, gagging as he pushes you down gently. the scene is erotic, and the slick, wet sounds of your tongue on his phallus are only turning him on more.
come on, armin, you trained for this...don't be a minute man... his silent pleas to himself are lost as his abs clench pathetically.
his eyes screw shut, a huff rolling off his tongue as his back arches up off the bed. but he refuses to let it out, opting to tangle his fist in your hair and lift your suction off of his member. it slides out of your mouth with a pop! and you're blinking at him with the sly eyes of a fox disguised as doe.
you tilt your head innocently. "armin?" gosh, your voice causes his cock to twitch. "something wrong?"
he groans at the loss of his high, but silently praises himself for holding back from temptation. "no, it's just..."
he lifts himself to sit, adjusting his thick-framed glasses so he can see better. you follow, plopping yourself to sit on your knees.
you had long since discarded your bottoms, the newly revealed, pink, lacy panties displaying a wet patch at the front from your rubbing on the mattress. he gulps, tongue darting out to lick the side of his lips. his eyes begin to trace the lush curve of your hips, but upon catching himself, armin immediately averts his gaze. damn perv. he scolds himself. pull yourself together.
he's nervous, rubbing his palms together to ease his anxiety. what if you said no? the edging has his abs still clenching from not finishing, but he's determined to do this the right way.
he knows what should come next. years of consuming josei hentai, rutting into his mattress alone at night, had prepared him (and raised his thirst) for this. of course, he'd never performed it on a real girl, but he's always been a quick learner.
he coughs, clearing his throat, though his voice still cracks at his next words.
"can i- uhm, eat you out?"
worry not children penetration is coming soon...armin isn't ready yet...pt. 3?
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On a scale of 1-10 how safe would you feel flying with them
#onyankopon i am in the best hands i am feeling so safe w him#armin peace and love would have seventeen panic attacks there are a Lot of buttons he doesnt know the results to#if u give him a few crash courses and like a yt how to video hell be fine thi
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