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in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.

they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)

but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.

to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.

everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.

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We keep winning, somehow.

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4chan has suffered a site-destroying hack

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Do I have to do everything myself around here?

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You all disappoint me. Not one (1) drawing of a personified tumblr mourning the lifeless corpse of 4chan? Not ome? They were our rivals you sick fucks. Nary a whiff of 1 (one) fix-it AU? Im going to hibernate now..youve pirssed me off

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😋 this strain is called "i saw the tv glow" itll have you zoinked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 hours later: dude i swear my living body is somewhere under the ground buried alive and i'm here to get my beating heart back

my best friend maddytara pacing around the room: this isn’t normal. this isn’t normal. this isn’t how life is supposed to be.

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you actually just don’t understand like that’s my guy right there. that’s my guy. my fictional little guy who’s so badass and so selfish and fucked up and so so so broken that’s my guy okay and there are so many words to describe my guy like this guy is so tired and so hyperactive and so caring and such an asshole and that’s literally my guy and it’s 3am

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sorry my perverse desires are confusing should i kill myself should we invite sigmund freud

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something interesting is happening

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Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information

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Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash

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the feminine urge to go chasing a white rabbit and never return.

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the feminine urge to go chasing a white rabbit and never return.

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the feminine urge to go chasing a white rabbit and never return.

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the feminine urge to go chasing a white rabbit and never return.

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the feminine urge to go chasing a white rabbit and never return.