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Do theologians in Omegaverse worlds argue about what Jesus meant when he said "I'm the Alpha and the Omega"?

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I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

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welcome to my epic fantasy world. we have many developed fantasy kingdoms with 2000 years of rich lore and history. and to the south you can see the evil sand people and to the east theres japanchina.

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no dad.. being tormented and endlessly suffering was YOUR dream

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the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence

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Ao3 subscriptions are so fucking wild to me. Every time I write my silly fanfictions and post them 124 people get an email just to let them know that this idiot is posting their fanfictions again. I send 124 people an email every time I write smut. Imagine sending 124 physical letters out just to be like “hello everyone, I put some guys we made up in our heads through the horrors again.” Absolutely absurd. I am kissing all of you on the lips.

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my FUCKING JAW HURTSquick someone make a joke out of this so i can think about anything fucking else other than my jaw hurting

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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

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THE PITT | 1.12

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WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

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being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?

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The person who wrote "I supported Amber Heard when I thought she was beating Johnny Deep's ass unprovoked" should win the Nobel Prize in Literature

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I think the reason Squidward hates SpongeBob and Patrick so much is that he is clearly class conscious while the latter two are classic lumpenproletariat. SpongeBob has a love that borders on fetish for wage slavery, and Patrick's participation in the 1999 nematode genocide (head canon) (think about it the next time we see nematodes after the pilot it is very clearly a different ethnic group) because he was part of a Neptunian Brigade recruitment campaign targeting the unemployed.

Squidward, on the other hand, thinks himself a principled Marxist. He works because he needs to but is also incredibly willing to organize. In his free time he interacts with his hobbies, and his art is often critical of capitalism (second head canon). However he does nothing to start the revolution (besides something we will get into later), perhaps a criticism by Hillenburg towards the so-called Marxists of the western world.

Of course, in the episode where Squidward moves to the squid ethnostate we begin to create a narrative that Squidward's ideology most closely aligns with Zionist socialism, so it could also be possible that he believes the duo inferior for racial reasons, however that would only be the case before that episode because he clearly rejects the ethnostate by the end.

Perhaps we cannot blame Squidward. Two of the most popular people within the city state are Larry the Lobster, who is clearly a fascist, and Kevin the Cucumber, a kind of proto-groyper. It is also apparent beyond this that the society is fascist in the larger context, the representation of law and order are two old men who only maintain their status due to a romanticism of the aesthetic purity they once had.

This is of course why Squidward often doesn't mind interacting with Mr. Krabs. Sure, Krabs is a capitalist, but much like Stalin and Roosevelt united to stop Hitler, Squidward must be cognizant of the relative lack of threat Krabs' vision of anarcho-capitalist utopia (third head canon) represents. The fascists who run bikini bottom are clearly efficient, and any society Krabs could build in its place could not last as long, thus this would give Squidward a better chance to organize the masses if he so chose

"But offices!" I hear you, dear reader shouting at your phone "of course you genius of all matters should know that bikini bottom is a monarchy". Alas, we never see King Neptune govern, and we also see two completely different King Neptunes, which the residents of bikini bottom never address. This of course means that "King Neptune" is a ceremonial title, perhaps an overhang of the system the fascists replaced. Indeed, the best real life example would be Wilhelm II's hope that Hitler would restore his family to the throne.

Of course, in the end, no one will read this far into this post, so I will say that sometimes I take a condom from my nightstand and proceed to pee in it and tie the end. I then hold this piss filled condom in my hand and pretend it is the warm hand of a lover. This of course means that when I awaken, I am holding a vessel filled with cold foul smelling liquid, which allows me to remind myself that I am unlovable

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster