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okay so basically my parent's parents are all divorcees who remarried right? so you got the regular two plus two for the step grannies. where do the other three come from?

great grandma (still alive !!)

step great grandma (my grandma's dad remarried)

great great grandma (died when i was like three but damn she did that)

dan's polyamorous lesbian grandma joke is really funny of its own merit but it's particularly really funny to me bc i don't think i realized before hearing it that most people do only get to use dead grandma as an excuse once or twice (i started with seven grandmas !!)

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currently going insane about dan buying phil the mega dilf shirt actually bc what do you mean dan (at the same time presumably still writing his stage show?? or at least editing/revising it) sees this shirt on twitter says to himself "that's hilarious, im gonna get that for him"????

"i just want an algorithm to be like... next time you're on pornhub, dive into the dilf tag for a good time." - dan howell (we're all doomed, 2024)

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Hi peeps, I'm writing my dissertation on the Dan and Phil community and the impact they and the fandom have on mental health. Whether you're active in discussions or a casual fan, I would greatly appreciate it if you could fill out this questionnaire <3

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IN A WORLD AFTER THIS TWEET MUCH LESS

Also Phil calling him Danny 😭😭😭😭

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Some more drawings of @danielhowell from WAD!

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appreciation post for this thing

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Phannies rn:

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is this anything

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what the fuck does that mean I hate him

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dan's polyamorous lesbian grandma joke is really funny of its own merit but it's particularly really funny to me bc i don't think i realized before hearing it that most people do only get to use dead grandma as an excuse once or twice (i started with seven grandmas !!)

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2013/2024

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"i just want an algorithm to be like... next time you're on pornhub, dive into the dilf tag for a good time." - dan howell (we're all doomed, 2024)

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dan pronouns

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I HAVE A DEFINITIVE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION OF WHO CARRIES THE PHREGNANCY. The truth bombs polaroid shows phil, in a hospital bed, having just birthed the game. We’ve literally already seen him carry a phregnancy! -slitsfordan

CORRECT

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dan and phil vs their alien handshakes