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Can u do 🤪 and plus, why are you so fucking hard on Samsung, its probably because u have an apple and tbh all apple users are always saying there better then Samsung! I mean? I look at apple 6/10 Looks shit, Samsung- EW NO -5283637/10, WHY?! I think the Samsung ones look better anyway!?

the samsung ones are just ugly i do not know how to tell you this it is not my fault that samsung doesn’t know how to make emojis that arent eyesores

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hey can you do the smile with tear. also u always attack samsung when it looks kinda good. its like the whole time you're attacking samsung but no hate just. why?

samsung needs to get better emoji design and then i’ll cool it with the attacks

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Can you add discord emojis to the ones you rate?

sorry, not at the moment !! :(

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🤠

he means well. too bad he’s not good at doing stuff. i don’t hate him but he bought his hat at a dollar store 7/10

oop! round and cute! but oh so terribly sinister. there’s something dangerous behind those empty eyes 2/10

his eyes are so far apart i think he might have two completely different pictures in his mind 2/10

look at him! so excited to ride his horse! hell yeah. do you bro 10/10

cutie pie. 8/10

hmmmmmm for a site that relies so much on people using emojis of cowboys you didn’t do a very good job 5/10

oh my fucking god 0/10

yeah ok no thanks 1/10

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Have you done the 📖 emoji yet?

cute id read this 9/10

no. no thanks 2/10

okay we aren’t mad about this 8/10

i hate this somehow 0/10

this is a book 10/10

nah that’s a marshmallow in a tupperware 0/10

ugly 2/10

sir. 0/10

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could you please rate this one?🤩

cute! starstruck! excited! glowing! love him! 10/10 great start

going a little downhill. i do not like how small his stars are but his mouth makes up for it 7/10

no 2/10

those are literally starfish. my man has starfish on his eyes get them off of him 0/10

cute! weirdly round but that’s just twitter’s style :/ 8/10

hmmmm. where’s his teeth 5/10

i can feel myself stabbing my finger on that fucking star this looks like a 2003 video game graphic 3/10

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the classic 🌝?

hoo boy let’s go. i had other ones to do but my interest piqued and

well, we all know his face. he used to be creepier. i do not enjoy the roundness in his cheeks. he’s hiding something 4/10

funny little stinker 8/10

there is nothing behind those eyes 2/10

i mean he’s cute but in like a very very bad way. in like a cherub baby way. this is not a moon 0/10 makes me nervous

fuck no 0/10 why this motherfucker got human lips and eyes. no thank you! no thank you. nope

empty cheese wheel 0/10

awww he’s like a little old man. i’m not mad about the gray either facebook tried something new we love him 10/10

back to the drawing board i guess who signed off on those godforsaken eyebrows 0/10

she’s so pretty and unbothered 11/10

oh FUCK no -100/10

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🥪

really tasty lookin. i’d eat this sandwich. i want to eat this sandwich. i’m so hungry now damnit 9/10 cause now im hungry

smooth? doesn’t look like bread. that’s wood. that’s a wooden sandwich 4/10 still looks ok

kinda cute tho :/ lets give it like, 7/10. artistic

nope 0/10

looks dirty. uncanny. like a 2007 video game 0/10

kinda ok. 5/10 bread is cheese

pretty! except not really. i get what they were going for but it’s terrifying and too detailed. i’d still eat it though. 7.5/10

pretty cute, actually. looks like a crepe in a bush though 9/10

no thanks the tomatoes are greasy 1/10 at least the bread isn’t dirty

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👄 gotta know who makes the best kissers

i got so nervous when i saw i’d have to rate this emoji oh boy this cant be good

ok. it’s fine. it’s still weirdly gradient, but it isn’t awful. 6/10 for the mediocre coloring

so it just goes downhill from here huh??? where is the top lip google?????? 3/10

no thanks, put that back in the pothole it climbed out of 0/10 why that shade of red???

AHAHAHAHA NO!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE! -5/10

i’m losing my mind who let these emojis be part of an actual company 3/10 still looks like a mouth

facebook needs to stop trying to be realistic it’s not going to WORK okay 0/10 fucking terrifying

these aren’t lips these are two greasy sausages sorry -10/10 :/

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someone asked for the mouse but i lost the ask anyway here it is babey

ok uhm. i appreciate apple’s attempt to do semi-realism but uhm. this is badddddd 7/10 for effort

id share my cheese with him but he’d probably steal it from me :/ 3/10 false advertising

i usually hate the color block of microsoft’s emojis but this shit is cool??? i like it. 9/10 still kinda weird

nope. 0/10

a friend. 10/10

oh it looks like a computer mouse, that’s kinda cool. respect 8/10

this is really well-rendered but this is also FUCKING TERRIFYING SO 5/10

this is also a computer mouse but it’s cuter than twitter’s so uhm. 10/10 id pat its head

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Do a Christmas tree!

oh, this is nice. i like the shading and the layers and the colors on the ornaments. a classic emoji 10/10

where are all the COLORS, google??? damn dude add some blue >:/ 3/10 still looks like a tree

sometimes i hate the black outline microsoft always puts on their emojis but this time it was okay. i don’t really like this but it’s OKAY. 4/10 for effort

this is a shitty copy of apple’s. no thank you 3/10

that’s a cranberry tree. those don’t even grow on trees :/ 0/10 not a christmas tree

ew?? 5/10

BAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS -10/10

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🍯?

the first draft got deleted but here we go!

off to a rocky start huh. why shiny shading on the stick? it’s wood,, but other than that, would recommend to pooh bear 7/10

AHHHH. N O. i’m good. i’m done. no thank you. that’s gross man. 0/10

oh come on, samsung. i was hoping for more 3/10

THAT’S AN URN -10/10

THIS TOO??? -20/10

ok that shit was bad but this is so much worse. i want to stick my hand in it????? but not in a good way. -2939/10 this is bullshit

ok. this is nice. this is calm and relaxed. that’s ok. we dig this. 8/10

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can you do 🎃 please? asking for a friend

love the yellow and orange!! but that is not even close to what a stem looks like. good try, apple. 6/10

google why is the stem so goddamn tiny????? like the teeth but,, the stem throws me off fuck you 4/10

hi!! this is not a pumpkin, this is an orange! somebody drew a fucking face on an orange in sharpie fuck you fuck this 3/10 cause it’s cute

hmm. no thanks 0/10

AWWW this one is damn adorable. we stan a cute ass legend. 10/10 got a place to be but doesn’t mind being late

minimalism as always twitter, but this one did not work in your favor. this sucks. sorry. 2/10 effort

hohoho the shading is absolute trash!!! why is it shiny???? hate this! -3/10 die

oH THIS IS MY FAVORITE 420/10 we love!! adorable, good coloring, correct stem, love the light from the inside!!

don’t trust this asshole with your halloween candy no thank you 0/10

...squishy? i hope this rots for eons. 0/10

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suggest emojis!

send in some asks!

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camel emoji rating

i know -3 things about camels let’s go

not terrible, actually, damn. except for the eyes they’re actually lifeless and the shading. it’s. shiny?? why?? hmm 7/10

she’s lookin right at me, judging me. her head is too big and she’d probably not let you sit with her at lunch. also google why the fuck is there a gradient there 2/10

wh-where’s her other leg—? she has a cute :)) smile :)) but everything else sTINKS 3/10

no. :) 0/10 fuck off that is a fucking. giraffe with no fucking spots who hasn’t shaved christ

wow, so realistic. other than that it has nothing going for it hot damn 5/10

why are the humps... above the head? also ugly color twitter come on 2/10

i like this one a lot. thanks, mr. zuck 10/10

he doesn’t eat enough but i think he’s nice 9/10

what the FUCK :) -3828/10

this is a weasel pregnant with twins. fuck off 0/10

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the gay emoji rated by exactly that: a gay

i always thought,, the colors are kind of.. off. something is happening here that i just don’t... like. 2/10 because it’s still gay

good colors, but,, wonky shading. maybe don’t just gradient to black at the end google just a thought 5/10

this one features a post, which is cool but the jarring black outline is,,, jarring?? not a fan. the colors are nice. i don’t hate it 6/10

this is horrifying, actually -6/10 this is a disgrace

this is just a bad copy of the apple one, down to the weird shading and gross colors. you get a point off because you copied :/ 1/10

it’s... round? the colors are weirdly bright but also dull? like they have a pink filter applied,, i don’t really care for it 5/10

GOOD COLORS. also, i don’t know what that border is, but i don’t hate it! i’m kinda diggin it, man. 10/10 Good Gay

another one with a post. wierd shading on the post, dude, and the colors on the flag are,,, hhhhhh,,, but yknow what it’s not terrible 8/10

this hurts my eyes!! and the shading is absolute shit! no thanks!! :) -38382919/10

there’s a black background here too but it’s better than the other one,, strange shading but at least it’s not a gradient. colors are good. 9/10 this is alright, man

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fox emoji rating by a dude who likes foxes

apple? this is some wonky-ass shading. who the fuck decided to do this sorta gradient?? the eyes are lifeless and the ears are strangely shaped, but it’s a Good Orange and hmm how about 6/10

a happy gal. she looks kind of like a cat though, and again with the weird ears. also a strange gradient on the chin??? hmm 5/10 no thanks

hi first off this is an orange wolf secondly no 0/10

this is. a fucking rabbit. -5/10

whatsapp your emojis are so small, damn. this is also kinda a cat,, the fuck is the fucking glossy ass shine on her forehead?? hmmm no 3/10

you know what? i like him. the yellow cheeks are wild, man; but i like him. 10/10, what a guy

facebook likes to go the “little bit realistic” route and it kinda worked a little bit but hmmm this is questionable and i can’t tell how 2/10

this is a fox. thank you. damn 11/10

this is not a fox. this is a sad raccoon with no mask. fuck you -3828/10

this! is! horrifying! :)) it’s very cartoon until the damn eyes!! and then!! no!! 0/10 this makes me uncomfortable