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his brain fascinates me

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reservoir dogs but csm 🐕

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This isn’t cute. Lesbians only draw their favs as medieval knights when they’re catastrophically smitten

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Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)

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I hate this whole needing money to live thing

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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

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i think we’re hunting each other for sport. in another universe

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to love is to consume

farcille

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i have a large vocabulary so i can misinterpret song lyrics more inaccurately

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hey

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The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

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i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE INVENTION OF LESBIAN SEX