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this is a political compass of sexuality to me.

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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Our blessed "(m/w/d)", their barbarous "(gender neutral)"

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it

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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

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brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married

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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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Unfortunately this is funny as hell

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sometimes you have to choose the neural pathway less traveled in your brain

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