emotionally-alive-sniper

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Didn't think ya folks would show up 'ere 's well.

It's alright I s'pose. I get to enjoy a nice cup of coffee in the morning 'n then blow some brains in the afternoon. Heh.

The only thing I can complain about is how bloody freezing it gets at the base in winter. That, and my teammates piss me off occassionally, but this one s'fine. At the end of the day, I still care for the bunch. Mostly.

Overall, I'd give it a solid 7/10. Cheers.

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

new post since the old one was getting too long

RED FUCKING ALERT

our family is going to put us either in a mental hospital or get a conservatorship on us if we don’t flee soon. we are leaving tommorow morning and already have the plane de set up

we are going to need money for food, an air bnb, and food for our rabbit. this is life or death

our venmo: @/theteufortdozen

our cashapp: $theteufort dozen

our paypal: https://www.paypal.me/blucheavy3

our kofi: https://ko-fi.com/tf2heritageposts

please spread this as much as humanly possible, and donate if you’re able to

thank you

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

(@emotionally-confused-machine)

hi again sniper!! it's pyro!

so

apparently i've been a computer piloting a mech-

Woah woah woah. Slow down now.

Ye've been a what?

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

🖕🖕

Beans.

Okay mate👍

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

bitch

Piss off.

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

Pretty please can we go for a nice long hike and say hello to every dog we see. I can’t be saying hello to the people though, my social battery will zap out.

Ah, sure. Sounds real nice. Not a fan of 'em people either, but dogs are great.

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

Aww, mate...

Draw a crocodile for Sniper, I think he will be happy to receive a gift!!

@emotionally-alive-sniper Huddah!!!!

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

painting of sniper i did :yay!!: idk if its immediently identifiable as him but its who its supposed to be lol

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

Sniper: *drunk off his ass* Listen 'ere, mate, since the dawn of time, birds have mocked us! They eat our seeds and then go "CACK!" As far as I'm concerned, birds have it coming! How do they fly? With the aid of devils!

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

Tha's a beautiful drawing, 'n my opinion. Ye've got some talent mate.

Please don't shoot me now

I found some crayons!

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

WHat time do you enjoy?

Time? As in time 'f day, I assume?

... I enjoy early mornings. The sunrise's nice ta look at, n seein the wildlife wake up brings this sense 'f weird comfort.

Like everythin's the way it should be.

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

Saw a bug

What a critta

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

...

(stares straight into the Pyro's eyes as he turns to leave)

(@emotionally-mysterious-pyro) Hi there friend!!! what's your name!?

Aww-

G'day mate. I'm the BLU Sniper, tha's jus what I go by.

... wait, aren'tcha the Pyro who almost shot me once...?

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

(@emotionally-mysterious-pyro) Hi there friend!!! what's your name!?

Aww-

G'day mate. I'm the BLU Sniper, tha's jus what I go by.

... wait, aren'tcha the Pyro who almost shot me once...?

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

hey hey been a while bozo, didnt think id see you round here again

-@emotionally-annoying-scout

Ey, can't get rid 'f me that easily.

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

Ooc oh yeah I never posted this huh

(@mentally-feral-sniperbot) Sammy be upon ye

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

Yer days are numbered, weasel.

Message ta Scout, stop pouring ye sweet drinks in me coffee. That is not funny